Mr Logic

His dad couldn't care less but apparently his mother loves it!

The Dutch played a fast game at the World Cup. (fingers crossed)

Just came in to read up a bit on Lascelles, had the same query.

After my intensive 'Wise-Scouting®' session yesterday I think this guy will do more for us than Cabaye. Only thing missing is thunderbastards from range. Look forward to seeing him and Cisse smiling together after a goal, it'll be electrifying.

Ashley out! ?

Maybe the Austin stuff was always bullshit. Looks to have a cool head in front of goal, the antithesis of Rivière. Could see him working well with Perez. Man if we see pass and move football next year that will something in itself.

Kaka's brilliant.

You're going to fit right in here, erm.

Well this does sound a bit inspiring compared to the last few years of utter shit we've had to put up with. I'm well aware of the almost continual club behaviour of turning in any glimmer of positivity into a disaster but one lives in hope.

Most exciting bit of news we'll get is a breaking story 10 days before the league starts announcing McClaren has walked, citing disorganisation or some such as reason.

Today he said something along the lines of the board would be evaluating the current squad because they knew more about them than him. FML

Do it, man. Scare some bitches. You twat. My arse fell out, it was completely believable with this shower of cunts.

A moment of genius. I take that back, fucking plagiarist!

A moment of genius.

At least his normal facial expression suits his circumstances now.

Any questions I can think to ask just wouldn't be answered, at least not in any open and honest way.

Wow, that brought back memories. Robert on his day was magical, and Kluivert had such sublime skill. Just a shame he had to be with us when we had Souness. Shearer was the character that McLaren has been telling us we need, the bloke had the heart of a lion on the pitch, (as opposed to his role in punditry). In those days you were fairly confident in the back line too. Bramble could be a nightmare sometimes but others times very self-assured. Carr was actually useful then also, though more of a threat going forward. And in Given we had one of the safest hands in the league, a match saver as much as we had match winners at the other end.

Don't really know what to think of this. Charnley certainly needed some football perspective and as such is outnumbered 3-1 now. But Moncur's continually politically correct statements suggest to me he is spineless, maybe he is very astute though. If he'd been negative previously he wouldn't be in this position now.

Well that was unexpected but dearly hoped for. Won't be missed.

His entire ownership has been one long string of errors. Mistake after mistake after mistake. Except, of course, the ongoing benefit to SD. I'll watch the first few games of the season, if there's a lack of attacking intent I'm through.

No MAshley change to be seen then, surprise surprise. Probably what happened with Garde as well - you want what? Your own staff? McLaren it is and punching for 9th now.

It's okay, Bein Sports employee Richard Keys tweets 'No deaths in Quatar - I know, I live here'.

I hate this time of year. Hope bubbles up, have to try and supress it.

He will also demand that Carr brings in a British spine to the team. All the pundits you love to hate rolled up in that one little statement. Dinosaur thinking. Assess your players correctly, it doesn't matter where the fuck they came from. Pardew was always rattling on about British players, pricks, the lot of them.

And then give Charnley the job of picking that manager