Mr Logic

Pardew writing in his notebook there.. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. What do I do now!"

Almost no creativity. The creativity is 12 yards ahead of them wandering aimlessly around like an animated scarecrow, if the ball comes his way he passes it straight to the nearest Arse.

I wonder if Williamson's nervousness transmits itself to the whole team. Was it Happy Face that had those stats about games lost with Williamson/Tiote/Gouffran in the team? We were beat before we start but we look all over the place compared to Chelsea.

Wenger's face. Looks the same every time some decision goes against them.

Weak as piss.

Fucking Ameobi!

I don't wish ill on anyone, but if Alnwick could get a little knock we'd be treated to the spectacle of Woodman coming on.

was it called extra time? Think it was Saville Soccer, a way for pedo's to get kids phone numbers mostly.

The worst part of that for me was feeling the pain of losing again. I'd been so sure he was on the verge of going I actually viewed the previous losses with a sense of hope. That hope is crushed now and I was just enjoying the run of wins albeit always knowing it would crash and burn just like all Pardews teams. The defeat came and it hurt again.

Surely not, it would be Gouf left to help the LB and Ameobi right to help, er, Perez. Sissoko in the middle.

I'd love to see a legit psychiatrist pore over all these quotes, quite sure there'd be several mental health labels attributable to him. I'd no idea the youngsters could actually play football, I had no faith in them. Tried to sell some of them. Played Moussa in his preferred position and he's been a revelation. Bayern Munich take note. I want to win so much I call fellow pro's 2 years older than me 'Old cunts' and headbutt the opposition players. Other teams really need to beware when they have possession. We're so dangerous in that position.

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Cross your fingers its a precautionary thing, keeping all weight off it till they know for sure what's wrong.

Think I read Blyth have him out on loan.

MOTD really pissed me off last night when it showed happy fans, celebrating a win and equated it to Pardew is King and we're a fickle bunch. No doubt in my mind that it's players that have pulled Pardew out of the shit, and that by accident and not design. We've seen this before too so should all recognise it. First loss/hammering with this team and you'll see instant changes and back to the cycle of utter crap that is Pardew's forte.

wtf Sessegnon just threw himself on to Janmaat there and the ref bought it.

Sammy starting to make loads of mistakes again same as last week.

No doubt to me it is individual players getting Pardew out of the shit all the time here. The same players Pardew didn't even play start of the season.

He meant to do it too, great skill.

Dummet is the new Williamson at the back post routine.

Fucking hell. I'd forgotten that waste of space even played for us - such was his impact on my memory.

Ryder is to reporting as Pardew is to management.

I think he'll stick with a fairly adventurous team. Not reverting to type until we get hammered, which is always on the horizon. If he drops Abeid the bloke is a fucking joke. Well, he is that anyway. A bigger joke. Monumental.