Captain Underpants

I thought that was the idea of actually aiming for a top four/six place, to be in Europe? For him just to say that should be a justification of sacking him. Fucking clown.

So would I but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea of Martinez in charge. Probably the second best option IMO, due to his PL experience. Rene Girard would be an exciting option, but I think that option is more of a risk.. Just anyone but Pardew. ..and fucking Pulis, Bruce, McClaren, O'Neill and all the other hoofball british managers out there.

Is he still here? The fuck is this. I need some proper rumours and twittertwatter bullshit about him leaving to make it through the day at the office tomorrow! Fuck off Pardew!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/may/20/premier-league-review-flop-season About Adam Johnson ":He may have been even worse than we think, but we just didn't realise it because Sunderland were rarely worth paying attention to." ...however Tiote gets a mention too.

Beeeeew

Yep, truly is a f***ing idiot, does he even take any notice of what's happening. And what the hell does he write in his little dumb pad. Jonas I love you. Would you be my valentine?

As if we didnt know it before the game. It seems it doesnt matter how well of a game Gouffran is having, nor how many goals he scores. He WILL be substituted during the game. Jonas? Probably Pardews player of the season. If i hear Pardew saying something along the lines of "next year we'll be going for it" ill fucking give up. Clueless man.

Are we releasing a dvd?

FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK! Unbelievable boring setup, no movement, hoofs, lies, arrogance, egocentric cunt of a man. FUCK OFF!

Jonas...

#JusticeforHaidara

Is it just me or does it sound like he is in his puberty? "Shuuuuiit"

Please explain to me what makes you think that? I haven't watched a lot of Fulham this season, but the way he did things at spurs struck me as a man who Newcastle fans would take to. He has a weird romantic philosophy and seems to be very attack minded. It saddens me that his reputation seems to have fallen due to this season. Their squad is f***ing s****. Fair enough. I just dont think he's any better than Pardew and thats the problem for me. Its a sideways step.

"hey Dekka, there's this guy who keeps following me around, telling me that I move around more than my team. I dont get it?"

Swap for Cabaye.

I reckon you're drunk.

Please explain to me what makes you think that?

Bimpy I love you. You just epitomized my feelings exactly. McClaren, man..

has the phone in been cancelled? Read somewhere that its been postponed. Cant remember why, though. More time to prepare some new, unexciting excuses, perhaps?

Is he gone yet?

I want to hit him. Right in the face. Twice.