Captain Underpants

Wrote that in the box. Most of them were tap ins. Gouffran against QPR was on there I voted for that. Most important goal of the season. Me too. I appreciate the sentiment but to not even list Cisse. This season though, i almost forgot about that goal Makes it even more obvious that Pardew has to go. We cant even enjoy a really good goal on the basis that we're afraid of losing the game anyway.

I went with: "How much do you enjoy watching Alan Pardew's defensive, negative brand of football, and how do you think this style will help convince the technically proficient players like Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Coloccini that their footballing future lies with Newcastle United?" Not a chance in hell it'll get through! I also put 19 questions in the "One question to Alan Pardew" box. Mostly copy and pasted from my answers in the "Questions to Alan Pardew" thread from a couple of weeks back. We basically put the same question to Ashley, then. You just know that the question to be published is something like "When are you bringing Carroll back home" or "Will you have a beer with us in the stands again" ... Fuck you, Alan Pardew.

Yes. And I'm keeping really calm and relaxed about it. http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/rage/grand/tom-platz-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2735.gif More rage here

THis constant speculation about a potential swapdeal with Carroll, its getting really old now. Rodgers, do FUCK OFF!

Wrote that in the box. Most of them were tap ins. Gouffran against QPR was on there I voted for that. Most important goal of the season. Me too.

What did you all write as a question to Ashley/Llambias?

Its a genuine feeling, though. Not just a forum inspired get-on-the-same-bandwagon type of feeling. I really do hate him. Bunch of french internationals and he has them playing awful, non-attacking, no-movement type of football. Its like watching a boat steering right towards a big f***ing iceberg and yet while it can steer away and safely save everyone onboard, it doesnt. It's more like we've just avoided a big iceberg and we're waiting to see where we're going now. Nah man, we scraped up a big hole on the side and now we're slowly sinking. But Kate Winslet will survive.

Its a genuine feeling, though. Not just a forum inspired get-on-the-same-bandwagon type of feeling. I really do hate him. Bunch of french internationals and he has them playing awful, non-attacking, no-movement type of football. Its like watching a boat steering right towards a big fucking iceberg and yet while it can steer away and safely save everyone onboard, it doesnt.

Phillipe Montanier. Or Rene Girard. Or both. Fuck it. If i keep mention them on here it might happen. Rene Girard. Phillipe Montanier. I hate you Alan.

fuckin get in there! YYEEEEESS!

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough. This. Just hope that if we do replace Pardew in the summer, its not just him but the whole setup. Physios, coaches all of them.

nah, you're right..

Lucien Favre of B Mönchengladbach. Has he been mentioned?

same as Bird's. Bit of a mutiny among the French lads. How the hell is that "a rather good Nufc story"?

fucking expand, im about to go to bed! some of us got to go to work in the morning!

I feel pain. Its like a knife thats been stuck in between the ribs, slowly twisting itself deeper and deeper into the lungs to the point where it hits the lungs and your breathing collapses. He has to go. Massprotests, internet-abuse, fucking kidnapping- I DONT CARE! Just ultimately fuck off you useless sack of shit!

She single?

Literally just spat icecream all over my fucking keyboard! Brilliant!

Ryan Pigs

f***ing idiot

I asked my 1 year old niece what she thinks of Pardew and she started crying. Granted, she doesnt quite grasp the concept of speaking without making animal noices yet, and she is apparently afraid of me for some reason, but ill take it as a clear sign. Everybody hates him.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/gtfo/grand/gtfo-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-428.gif More gtfo here

fuck off Pardew! Whats the excuse this time?

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Howay the lads! Toon Toon!