Captain Underpants

Sami Hypiää doing well for Leverkusen..? Maybe?

I dont like calling for a managers head as soon as things turn sour, but this is it. Its not just "ive got the team wrong" or "we had some bad luck today" and so on, its mistake after mistake after mistake and its not tolerable. Pardew has been found out and he has no solution to it. Im sorry, but Pardew, FUCK OFF! Get Roberto di Matteo in, get fucking Ant and Dec in, I dont care, just fucking do something.

like it would matter anyways..

Remy watching this shit in france thinking "hell no". Infact, every possible player we had in mind for january might be thinking that. We blew it in the summer.

FYP

Santon..

R.I.P.

van Persie almost died there.

will save the day.

Yeah. fuck off

Any team news yet?

...and the feeling that you just want to give her a fucking punch in the face.

Think everyone f***ing does http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/suarez-bite.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UZMP4tLEd4I/TLc98a1ToiI/AAAAAAAABhU/KEdnfP4BssA/s400/up-aphex.jpg

I thought Mbiwa was heading to Ac Milan?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4446236/Abdel-Barrada-chased-by-Everton-Spurs-and-Newcastle.html EVERTON face a fight with Newcastle and Spurs for midfielder Abdel Barrada The France-born Moroccan star, 23, who plays for Getafe, can go for £9million. He was linked with a move to Real Madrid in January. Random.

must..resist urge to...aaaahhh feel excited fail.

Pards will change his workrate .. would absolutely love him at the toon! Griezmann is a brilliant raw talent, what he needs is good coaching and a manager with the authority to cut down the most selfish side of his game.

Krul Walker Kompany Coloccini Evra Dempsey Y Touré Silva Ba v Persie Rooney

Marcus Olsson, the twinbrother of Martin Olsson, has apparantly signed for Blackburn according to the ever so reliable swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet.

What result does people want today, a tottenham win or a Villa win or maybe a draw? considering we're 10 points ahead of villa as it stands, them not gaining any points would mean we're making a little run-away at the top and quite a good one since there is 7 points between seventh placed arsenal and eight placed Villa. But on the other hand Spurs have played two games less than us meaning they will go above us if they win today and still have a game in hand.

for some reason that post really made me laugh

howay the lads! i just went to the toilet for a piss and had to sit down woman-style cause i couldnt stop shaking because im so nervous.

how many minutes left til FT?

Like f*** they are.

Normally a guy wishes the period to end.