Peppe

Was gonna say didn't he only cost 4m? 4m strikers crash and burn all the time, that's why they're costing 4m in the first place. This is absolutely the point. We've become fascinated with picking up those rare bargains, like Cabaye for 4 mill, Sissoko for 2 mill, Janmaat for 4mill, Perez for 1 Million, BA for nowt. That we seem to expect it every time we invest. For strikers paying that amount is going to guarantee you nothing. http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37300000/B-A-Baracus-the-a-team-37372814-1280-848.jpg

Hope Burt has a good game

Well, Italy is one thing, this is NUFC ()

How come he's playing flair players all of a sudden when he wanted 11 Nicky Butts up here?

Hahaha, class! Love the way Herrera does two sit-ups and then starts rolling

We (he) will make as much money from just staying in the Premier League as we (he again) will trying to compete. Trying to compete would cost more though, so why bother? Maximum amount of income for the fat pig with the least amount of money spent as possible is where it's at. Happy times for us NUFC supporters! *that suicide smiley*

We'll probably clear out the players we should be keeping and not replace them

Tired of the diving and play acting tbh

Haven't read this thread for ages so it might have been talked about before, but what has happened to Enrique? Is he injured or just not good enough?

Keep reading 'Avocado' every damn time

I would be all for that. I'd be on board with this as well.

"Carver has shown that he can have the team play good football (and with so many injuries!), so we've decided to give him the job full time." Rather we lost 10-0 tbh

This needs more love (Because we'll get fucked up the arse )

Well maybe the size of the injury list wouldn't be such a big problem IF YOU SIGNED SOME FUCKING PLAYERS you cunts!

I'm not English and these are still hilarious as fuck. Guess I'm just not getting the references then, I don't know who half the people in there are

Almost bought a framed picture of St James' Park when I went to the derby in 2005. It was too large to carry on the plane though unfortunately. Wish I had gotten it, would have been nice to have a framed picture of our stadium before it all went to hell.

Short run-ups when taking a penalty. I'd like to see the miss rate on those, must be like 98%.

They are very well drawn but also very "meh". Haven't found any of them funny, maybe it's an English thing and and I don't understand what makes them funny

Siems like a new signing this!

I would not watch a lick off like

Let's get Sven in!

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http://i62.tinypic.com/2hyxn49.jpg The hell kind of lick is this? Got half his tongue out

ffs It's probably in every managers contract over there: "Oh, and you'll get sacked before our home game against the Mags because we want the new-manager-bounce." They don't need no bounce to beat us though.