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As long as he agrees to come and its all signed and done now for the summer then ok, we won't go down now, a monkey could get 10-11 points from 17 games. But if its a case of waiting till the summer and then sorting it out, I wouldn't be happy with that.

Fucking hell Carver is thick like, of course Mourinho wants you to get the job, 6 easy points you tit.

To be fair M&S have Sunday as the beginning of the week, so it must be true. After all its not just a roster, its a M&S roster.

I'm nervous about the next appointment and worried we'll fuck things up, but Saturdays score won't have any impact on it.

No problem with them having more than one option BTW. Just hope they don't get arsey like they often seem to with transfers, and end up pissing all the best candidates off. Basically just nervous at the idea of Newcastle United actually making a good forward thinking appointment. Just all seems to good to be true.

The club may find someone better, or they may find someone worse and decide he's the better choice for some crappy reason. I'm more than happy with the prospect of Garde, I'm practically delierious at the thought of a promising young talented manager who can work closely with the one man I trust at the club (Carr). So I'd rather just stick now than twist, just hope its done and ASAP so I can start really supporting the club again.

Gives him far more praise and credit than he deserves IMO.

Course he wont, he'll never change. He'll have runs of wins and might even occasionally look like he's found a good formula for the side. Then he'll fuck it up for no good reason and it'll all go to shit.

Following on again from his ex bosses teachings, Pardew 101 this like.

Yet the one fucker he doesn't mention is the one he seems to have learned the most from.

We were totally shit second half, I'm just saying that Krul coming back is huge. Not only does Alnwick let things in that any normal keeper should save but he helps weakens the defence just by being there. The back four must shit themselves that he's behind them. I agree completely we're shit with Carver, I just think that with a proper keeper there's no way we're shit enough not to get 10-12 points from 18 games. I want Garde in now as well BTW and to be honest if Carver does stay on till the end of the season I think it will be down to a failure to get him in rather than Carver impressing Ashley.

Him getting it to the end of the season is. Aye true, the season is essentially over anyway though. Not that I want him to get it, but I think it's related to getting the new manager rather than Carver's performance per se. I don't think it is, especially if we appoint Carver for any period of time. burnley should have buried us man. Not making excuses for Carver because he's shit and we were shit against Burnley, yet without slippery hands in goal we'd still have won the game.

Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose.

But what does Del think? Seriously who's Rodney?

I don't like the sound of this. To be fair they finished that season 5th. EDIT: Already been said, should have just read on first.

Not sure how you can really challenge for honours when all you do is sit on the bench. Remy would have been much better served going to Arsenal, but ultimately he's a money grabber first and foremost.

Aye plenty of our fans are thick as pig shit, I mean basically mentally retarded.

One goal in forty two games, is that some kind of record for a striker?

Labaddia would be a disaster. Has been sacked at at least 3 clubs in Germany. He'll really stuggle to get another club in the Bundesliga after his fuck ups at Stuttgart and Hamburg. What fuck ups out of interest? That article above claims he took over Stuttgart when they were near to relegation and lead them up the league and into Europe. Not that I put much weight in the Daily Star like But wondering what the real story is?

Two different people like, one says De Boer is the top target but not until the summer and the other says Remi Garde is going to be the first interview and could be manager by next week. Which one do we believe?, probably neither unfortunately

The squad with 2 good French players, you mean? To be fair Sissoko always playing in his correct position and Cabella actually allowed on the pitch would be quite exciting Maybe Marveaux can even get a game?

Aye Alan, I'm sure if we'd spent £10m on some clogger of your choice rather then £1.5m on Sissoko or £4m on Cabaye you'd have done much better here, those damn purse strings just stopped the likes of JonJo Shelvey from saving our club

Just saw him talking on Sky Sports News and its a fantastic feeling to be able to look at him and know he's not our problem any more. Also mentioned Palace wanting Gomis for a "club record fee", if true wouldn't that mean they'd be paying over £7m for him? EDIT: People are talking about £9.25m, if true

Just heard that. Other staff members at Oldham have been threatened. It's getting quite difficult to work out who's the baddie in all of this. Aye I'm sure someone who's so fundamentally against rape would then go out and rape someone