Teasy

Done a Pardew like job so far, let's see if it continues with the usual Chelsea away capitulation.

As far as league finishes go it was one very good season, one very bad, two bare minimum acceptable. But like everyone here knows the problem isn't simply league position given the squad he has. For a start he actively worsens the squad available. I don't see it as a genuine concern personally. I mean ok I suppose you could say I'm concerned we might get another s*** manager but not in the respect that I'm worried he'll be even worse than keeping king cretin or even as bad. Even the worst manager would be no worse result wise but hard pressed to be as odious and intolerable to watch. You spent a couple sentences to just agree with me. Just in the league - we could do worse. Definitely. I'm not agreeing though, like I just said IMO the worst manager wouldn't do any worse results wise. My only concern is how much better the replacement will be, not if he might be worse. Just my opinion, nothing can really concern me anymore after 4 years of Pardew.

When Paul Merson starts taking the words right out of your mouth its really time to take stock and realise you couldn't be more wrong They'll learn though and its going to be painful, well deserved!

As far as league finishes go it was one very good season, one very bad, two bare minimum acceptable. But like everyone here knows the problem isn't simply league position given the squad he has. For a start he actively worsens the squad available. I don't see it as a genuine concern personally. I mean ok I suppose you could say I'm concerned we might get another shit manager but not in the respect that I'm worried he'll be even worse than keeping king cretin or even as bad. Even the worst manager would be no worse result wise but hard pressed to be as odious and intolerable to watch.

He didn't really did he?

Common nobody wants to be reminded of those lips!

Started on 472 Thought you were getting rid of those lips once he was officially gone?

Did he actually claim in that video that Villa get the same gates as us or did I mishear it? The man's a total fuckwit, doesn't even think before he speaks and the worst thing is even obvious bollocks like that gets allowed to go without reply from anyone around him. EDIT: He's ranting now about Swansea not putting out a full first team in their cup game. Talking about how clubs that can't win the league have to give it their all in the cups, yet Pardew did a "unbelievable" job here

Just pity them, they've got years of hell ahead, poor thick cunts

If its really £4m that's mind boggling

Expected unfortunately, Carvers Pardews accolyte, he was always going to just pick the same shit side. He won't be in charge too long though.

Can you basically just send anything to the mag and have it published? I mean fucking hell that is terrible, not just the cretinous opinions expressed there but everything about it. Its like some shit post on a forum and they're publishing it as a article

So he'll miss three matches: Burnley on the 1st Leicester on the 3rd Chelsea on the 10th But isn't he leaving to meet up with Senegal for at least a couple of weeks on the 2nd anyway? EDIT: http://www.goal.com/en-za/news/4642/2015-africa-cup-of-nations/2014/12/23/7345862/bafanas-opponents-senegal-to-play-gabon-and-guinea-to So at best without the ban he may have played against Burnley before he left for Dakar, but he would definitely miss the other two games whether banned or not.

If this was true I don't see how Pardew would have lasted as long as he did. He kept Sissoko looking like a piece of shit for near 2 years playing him out of position. He's now being talked of as a 20m+ player Well I suppose having influence is one thing, but convincing Ashley to pay a manager off is quite another. All we can hope is that someone with a brain (Carr sounds like the only option their) has enough influence to steer our manager selection away from the inevitable rocks Ashley will steer towards.

Somewhere between £2m and £3m I think going by reports from yesterday.

The only thing more funny would be Gary Neville being a manager. Nah, this is funnier. I'm weirdly intrigued though. Interim? Short term? Permanent? :| What about January transfers? So many questions Aye suppose he's too dull to be funny, morbidly painful would be more like it.

The only thing more funny would be Gary Neville being a manager.

Someone is paying significantly more for him then we paid for Perez

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Deary me In full on denial, they'll get theirs the fucking pricks, they've got years of this ahead of them

having some Glenlivet myself to celebrate tonight! saving Armagnac for the official announcement Love the stuff (Glenlivent 12), just trying Balvenie Caribbean Cask for Christmas, bit sweet for me but for Pardew I'll get used to it, cheers Pards!

Its time.. http://s23.postimg.org/rtv5henaj/IMG_20141229_215053.jpg

He could turn us into a more attractive team to watch after we go down though. They're total fucking cretins like, so glad they're going to have to put up with this cunt now, they deserve every excruciating minute. Might pop back in future and tell them all how they're deluded and should be thankful of Pardews record with them in League One, and that's their level anyway so shut up and accept it.

Ditto. One of my Arsenal supporting friends almost, almost ruined this moment for me, by saying, I kid you not, "he's done well, you just beat Everton!" Whaaa? Do these people live in a game-by-game bubble? And haven't most Arsenal fans been calling for Wenger to be sacked? Fans of other clubs = retards. "All is forgiven Alan we've managed to be the 8th team this season to beat Everton, a truly great day!" fucking wanker.

As if he gives a shit about that Threat.. the threat of a nice kickback, aye I bet he was gutted at that idea.