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But how much could they have gotten by selling him? Say they could get £25m, add that to the contract they've given him and that's £110m to replace him (obviously including whatever wage they give the replacement).

Don't think there's any chance of that, which is good because it'd make me fucking sick.

Good idea, lets not fuck the clubs revenue as Ashley will only drop the spending accordingly. Instead lets use the world wide coverage we get to hit out at sports direct. Obviously this is assuming we can think of something that defies the "no such thing as bad PR" theory.

Pardew apologist..

Ben Arfa and Marveaux's place is in jeopardy because of the spurs game? Two players who didnt start and never do when there's even close to full eleven available.. Yeah ok mr pardew you utter cunt.

Oh the sensationalism We'll lose Shola, Gosling, Amalfitano, Jonas, Obertan (hopefully), Marveaux and likely Remy and Cisse. If Pardew is still here probably Ben Arfa as well which is the one that'll hurt. We'd need to bring in at least 4 good players. De Jong, Cabaye replacement, Remy replacement, Ben Arfa replacement. At least £35m, which is less then we'll have in the bank from transfer fees alone. Anything less will be criminal

Fucking insane this like.

Was that the one on the touch line? Yeah, ball went out and he seemed to think if he dived the ref might not notice it was out

Another ridiculous dive from a Dnipro player there.. fucking need shooting this lot.

If that's what he gave it for then he's got the decision right but for the wrong reason IMO.

Second kick was the one I think and it looked inside the box.

Pen Dnipro

What the fuck!! One of the worst misses in history..

Diving cunt, is that the same Dnipro player who was rolling around a few minutes ago?

Oh get up you twit.. Dnipro player tearing his boot off and rolling around like his careers just been ended and theirs fuck all wrong with him.

What's it called "Mike Ashley Turd Polishing Center" Quite the opposite, we take in good players and our talented team of ignorant shit hawks do their best to ruin them.

I agree the Liverpool and Man City games aren't really what you should consider winnable. I think the only problem with those games being postponed is that they'll now have to be played in between more winnable games later in the season. Which will give the squad less preparation and recuperation time when it really counts.

Have Arsenal bought the only German who's shit at pens?

Debuchy, Cisse, Ameobi, Marveaux, HBA, LDJ, Remy and Colo all likely to leave Likely to leave eh?, oh well thats that then, I'll go and stick a octuple bet on since its so set in stone.. Also set in stone that nobody will come in to replace them, we'll just keep selling players until we have to forfeit every game, at which point Ashley will reveal his Sunderland shirt in the center circle and sing cheer up Alan Pardew

Aye one down and only thirty nine or so (?) to go, lights out in no time. Maybe they can hurry it up a bit by getting Obertan to flick his own head off when he leaves?

All the games they're having postponed could really hurt them, they only play one league game in the next three and a bit weeks and its away to Arsenal. By the time they play Palace on the 15th of March they'll be three games behind most teams and almost certainly bottom of the league. They then have to fit those extra three games into the last two months of the season.

How the fuck is this allowed as an emergency? Its an emergency that they don't quite have enough creativity in their squad to get promoted?

Not as if they had no luck in the Capital One Cup, Man Utd first gave them a goal then missed 4 penalties. Definitely earned their way to that game of course, no qualms about that.

It''s a slim prospect as Villa are also crap but I'll clutch that straw. Haway the Villains! I doubt even that'll do it, and I can't bring myself to want us to lose unless I know it means Pardew is gone.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? Theres no rule that says you need to win another one is there? 37 points isn't enough to stay up. You get points for draws as well. We cant score or defend, we certainly wont get a 0-0. We cant win from behind which is what happens in every game. I dont see another point while this mingebracket is in charge, i really cant. Don't think even Pardew's exalted powers of listless defeat will get us 12 losses in a row. We haven't scored in 7 of the last 8 premiership games, including Sunderland, Norwich and West Brom and lost a cup game to Cardiff. I think it's very possible. You think we'll pick up 0 points for the rest of the season whilst 5 of the bottom 7 will all pick up between 10-13? Even the most inept of managers will stumble on a few points out of that many games. Absolutely no chance what so ever that we wont get another point. Oh and please sack this cretin now!!