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He had to transform himself into a white blonde lad to get it though

Fuck off Torres

quality-wise, no, nowhere near. in terms of character, motivation and energy we're miles behind sadly. It's like all our players are in purgatory, listlessly floating through a dense grey fog of ennui. Haven't seen much character, motivation or energy from Hull so far like.

Torres, what a greasy cunt, dived repeatedly when we played them their last season as well.

Its always going to be given as a pen these days I agree, hate to see it though. It was an extremely slight touch that had no effect on Torres, he just dropped, cynical as fuck. But 99% of players probably would these days and 99% of refs would give it every time.

I'd pay the £8.6m if it was my decision, But its hard to imagine Ashley would be prepared to do that when we were in for him last season and he ended up going for £3m.

http://www.maxifoot.fr/football/article-19516.htm

I can see them struggling, because so far I think they're weaker than they were last year. Lukaku's a big loss and Anelka isn't going to come close to making up for it IMO. He was a top striker at one point, but he's 34 now and his goal record over the last couple of years is absolutely awful, 4 goals in his last 42 appearances (that includes 23 games in the Chinese league..).

Hope so, not sure West Brom have done much to suggest they're going to finish that high like. Wouldn't say their transfers have been ambitious in the slightest so far and for me they're weaker now than last season.

Zombie cosby

Yeah, he's a proper cock end like.

"..ah yeah, so we looked around and as it turns out we had no bargaining power.. could we just have him on the same terms as before?" More like "so we looked around and as it turns out we had no bargaining power.. could you take him on the same terms as before?"

He's just working that out now?

Its a dream, probably a 100/1 shot. Nowt wrong with a bit of light hearted positivity though, this place needs it. But fair enough maybe race for 5th would have been better

A positive thread on this forum? Get ready for it to be pissed on from a great height. Edit: See it already has been. Good thread anyway, even if it is a bit mad its refreshing to have just one that isnt about doom and gloom.

I remember when we used to talk about pointless things in this thread like where Ben Arfa should play. Or what he could achieve given a full season, or just what a talented player he is. Glad people now spend their time here posting variations of the same decrepid joke over and over again for months on end. It is a ridiculously shit picture though

You're talking about how much money the club has. Well the new TV deal is yet to effect those finances. Saying its guarenteed doesn't make the cash apear and paying transfers in installments was one of the things that bogged the club down in crippling debt to begin with. Having said that I dont see why we shouldnt have some money to spend outside of spending future revenue now anyway. It seems we do unless you're one of these who believe all our bids are fake until the player signs.

How many times?, it hasnt been paid yet The next payment in about 9 months time will be the increased one.

Why? Because it will have saved money we won't spend elsewhere? No money isnt my first concern with those two, not wanting the players themselves is my first concern. I've explained my reasons for not wanting Bent and my reasons for not wanting Downing are very simple, he's shit. Not wanting to waste money if its available would be secondary but also important. If we were to spend £14m (what it would have cost to sign Bent and Downing) I'd rather spend that elsewhere. Saying, but we wont spend it elsewhere is a circular atgument, because if thats the case then Bent and Downing were never an option. Anyway like I said if I'm going to be annoyed about not signing players it'll be because we didnt bring in players like Gomis and Ince, not Bent and Downing.

Yep don't care how much anyone rattles on about Ameobi and Gutierrez (as if Bent would be Ameobis replacement and as if we dont already have better than Gutierrez..). If we dont bring in Gomis or someone of a similar type and quality I'll be annoyed about that, but I'll never be annoyed at ''missing out'' on Bent and Downing, quite the opposite.

If our backup for Gomis was Bent then Pardew and Kinnear have serious mental problems (yeah I know goes without saying ect), they're absolutely nothing alike.

Hmm I'm certainly in agreement that we should sign him. But I seriously dont agree that he's better than Ben Arfa. Maybe in future, but not at the moment.

Aww look I know you love the guy but you'll just have to accept he's never going to play for us, ah time for another dance Seriously, I dont believe for a moment he'd be a replacement for Ameobi, he wont come here to sit on the bench. Pardew shoe horning him into some impractical broken formation week after week is more likely to help us go down than save us. I mean Its been reported a couple of times that Pardew wants him as a number 10 ffs I suppose that'll bring the guarenteed goals people keep referring to? The creative powers of Darren Bent running at the opposition and slipping balls through for Cisse, mouth watering.. The only thing I'd have been ok with was Bent as direct competition for Cisse, bring him on off the bench if Cisse's off form and keep him on his toes. I dont believe for a second that would be the case though. So yeah I'm happy we haven't signed him, just as I was happy we didnt sign Downing.

He's been running in training since he joined, how the fucks he going to miss a month?, hope its just the usual Pardew bullshit.