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To be fair they've openly admitted to lying to us before, haven't they? Besides...plenty of their actions speak far louder than their words. They don't give a fuck about us. Right so they're a bunch of cunts. How does that mean that every fucker that has a bad word to say about them must be right/justified? What am I missing here? Everyone knows that Ashley and co are tossers. But some of the stuff Barton and Nolan ect have come out with is cringeworthy bullshit and it gets eaten up because they're against the evil empire.. Also apparently they do give a fuck about us, they care enough about what we think to mastermind a summer of fake bids..

Sometimes I wonder just how old some of the posters on here really are. We dont sign a striker so every fucker whos said anything negative about the club in the past is automatically right. I mean fucking hell thats the logic of a child We've fucked up by not getting a second striker no doubt about it. Its not good enough and had a quality striker been brough in this window would have bee a very good one IMO. As it is its been ok, we have a better side now than when the window opened. But it should bave been better.

Except we have.. Put our best side now against that side and it looks much better IMO.

So this lad actually went nowhere then?

The last bit lets them down though, Newcastle signing a 31 year old for 8m?

One's injured and the other got lost in the Bermuda triangle or some s***. Darnel Situ? Darnel Situ-Buyente (born 18 March 1992 in Rouen) is a French football player of Congolese descent who currently plays for French club RC Lens in Ligue 1 Been on trial here though and has been expected to sign so what I'm saying is he could be the cover we're trying to bring in. Young lad, but it really depends how highly we rate him.

One's injured and the other got lost in the Bermuda triangle or some shit. Darnel Situ?

Aye

bhloody hell man, do they not know he is a toon fan The Berbatov pic got posted (and subsequently deleted from page 3) and it turned the thread into a "No way Newcastle are signing Berbatov!!" thread, they didn't realise it was a pic of him as a young lad

Aren't we doing the same thing? I guess the difference is ours is a legend. The difference is the length of time though, Taylor's played a few games at left back, Bardsley's played seasons at left back. Its hilarious how they can't seem to work out why we're doing better than they think we should be "All their players are shit, all of their signings are shit or injury prone or both but they just keep on doing well, there must be some secret!!" Yes you morons, the secret is you're fucking deluded!

Size or power isn't a necessity, but it can help to make up for other short comings. Considering we know little about Ferguson as a defender its a legitimate worry IMO that he's so slight.

Arsene?

Juvemania?, is that like NUFCblog? EDIT: Quoting Sky Sport? Can't make any sense of the translation like.

Post the link or fuck off

Which word are you having trouble with?

He was joking mate, I think like most on here he'd rather have Cabaye than Henderson.

Didn't the deflection actually take the ball off target? In which case without the deflection he would have been awesome

Its not so much that I like Nixon, I just hate you Kidding , just think you're wrong.

Yep, GM's right, wish we'd brought in Kieron Dyer, Jay Bothroyd and given Barton a £75k a week contract until he's 33 as well, ambition-tastic!

If they've previously been in prison for seven months, then yeah, probably. and if they haven't? Then I doubt it. Didn't happen to Jose. Obviously wasn't nasty enough with his comments He revealed more than Barton (regarding his contract offer). Enrique would bring in a bigger transfer fee though. Have you ever wondered why Barton was given a free transfer when the club are looking for full value from transfers? That's my point. Barton was an exception because he had previous with the board, it won't happen again unless you got someone who has p*ssed off the owner as much. So you're saying that any player who's had previous with the board will be given a free transfer? If they've been in prison then yeah, probably. My guess is that he was forced out purely to lower the wage bill(-£2Mish) while giving no thought whatsoever to the team. If he was worth £10M+ he would never have been let go for nothing. I'd also say that Barton is also at fault in this mess Closer to £4m

Any idea how reliable they are?

Was going to try to work "bulletproof" into a reply there but just couldnt be bothered

Wow. Last time I've said that relegation would be a strong possibility because the new players have to settle first and won't have the same kind of character as the lads like Barton and Nolan had, people said those comments were criminal. They still are.

What that its bollocks ?, if you think that then i'm with you. Yes. Yep the whole fake bid conspiracy theory makes about as much sense as Sunderland turning up for a Tyne Wear derby.

Agree, he's not a villain or a hero (some of the stuff he's come out with has been cringe worthy but I don't blame him for trying to make himself look good). I've actually got no problem with him partly because I'm just not that bothered. Only one player that's left this summer has bothered me in the slightest and that's Enrique, because he's a top player and a player I'd love to have seen in the first team for the foreseeable future. Both Nolan and Barton I'd see as no more than squad players (Nolan barely as that after this season).