Rich

Not sure what all the fuss is about tbh. (Happy birthday, KK, you fucking legend/icon/champ.)

Not the strongest start I've ever seen a poster make. "Immense" against Watford? "Top defender"? He'll be gone in the summer, and rightfully so.

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Have they stopped memberships already? I don't understand why people don't have one already, if not.

Fuck's sake

Geordiebye.

I retract my “Flip is Joelinton” comment. Still Fumaca. Thought it was his best game for fucking ages, though he faded second half like the majority.

Would love a point here.

Much prefer him on the right, opens his game up so much. Hopefully the shirt is his now.

Far from upset, we’ve got a focal point that’s helped us to the best run of form we’ve had for ages at an absolutely crucial time. I gave a perfectly balanced assessment of his individual performances the other day, I know he’s looked poor and no goals in four speaks for itself. Still, he’s serving a purpose, seems a good lad, and is improving game by game in terms of his links. Thought today was by far the best he’d done at flicking the ball to teammates rather than aimlessly. Still got people talking absolute shite about his contribution, of course, though, with no balance at all. As for the clique nonsense, it’s just embarrassing shite. I wasn’t even here in July when you were seemingly banned for being a relentless WUM. Get over it.

Nah, think it went to 10 around Christmas?

Some bollocks on him grabbing the ball for the pen (that never was), mind, love that display of character considering the form he’s in.

Fanny so gasping to be right about Wood being shite (being right about anything would be newsworthy for him, to be fair) he’s even started inventing imaginary meanings for what people post. Dry your eyes mate, Chris Wood’s NUFC are undefeated.

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Wrong choice, fucker.

Aye pure great luck that we’re on such a good run. 10 points in 12 since he joined.

Just hopping into my roflcopter real quick…

What is this… context? Far too nuanced.

Howay! Like the look of that, ballers across the back line. Need Wood to get after Chambers.

Just a general friendly reminder that other teams can get injuries to key players too. Thank you.

Great post apart from that first line. Watch it again. Not sure anyone else in our colours would’ve been that decisive in that zone. What he did wasn’t easy, though he perhaps made it look like it was.

I just love a redemption story, I hope this isn’t his peak.

If you’re looking for a player that has Joelinton’s current defensive output, which is league-leading in multiple areas, AND that scores plenty at the same time, I fear you’ll be looking a while! (Or be at least £50M lighter by the end of your search, which might well be feasible!) Not saying anything about his general on-field presence or attitude here, either, he’s epitomised Howe’s reign so far.

Or he just gets moved deeper to make way for that player? Maybe in a two-man pivot with Bruno, so we can add a #10 or even a second striker? (Thought he did pretty fucking well for the Fraser goal, which was far from his own half. But admit that he’s more of a jigsaw man than Clarky ever was.)