Rich

Glad everything got completed as expected, thoroughly enjoyed Amanda’s interview and am heartily looking forward to winning the Champions League within a few years. Life’s good, man.

I’m crying

This still the right place to post about how much of a disgusting fat cunt Mike Ashley is?

He's not in the same stratosphere.

He takes the form of various animals before settling on a pine marten. So it's a one a them. I'm now in the loop.

What the fuck is a pantalalaimon?

I just done some quick research and Newcastle has an airport which takes landing type planes. Its fucking ON.

I for one welcome our new Cantervale Limited overlords.

I find it hard to choose between Craig Moore, Ronny Johnsen and Sol Campbell, personally. All up there.

This. Wasn’t sure if it was just where I was sat as I’m normally in and around the strawberry corner but the Leazes east corner was terrible. Think there was definitely a lot of hangover after the Man City game, then when people weren’t seeing much improvement they were unforgiving. Had to stop the brother from having a pop at the bloke behind.

Brighton game was the worst atmosphere I’ve experienced in a long while like, hopefully yesterday’s result will help it pick up for Swansea.

Mark Hughes

Darlow Manquillo Lascelles Clark Dummett Murphy Shelvey Merino Ritchie Perez Gayle My guess. Could easily see Yedlin for Dummett and Atsu for Ritchie though.

Leazes Mag

This season should’ve been so, so different.

Shelvey and Diame won't have the legs to go again and I'm just really tired of Hayden lately so I'd rather see him.

Elliot Yedlin Lascelles Clark Manquillo Ritchie Saivet Merino Atsu Gayle Joselu

Quite proud after watching that, something stirred towards the end.

Get in.

This is literally the best craic the football board has seen for years.

I'm enjoying this lads. Let's see if we can get him up to £100m before the season is out. I'm adding £3m a day as it stands.

Think a £7m hit after 18 months shite performances would be reasonable, he's seemingly getting less athletic by the week too.

Weak foot, massive pressure, loads of movement ahead of him. No problem.

BOOM

If we hadn't wasted £24m on Diame we wouldn't have to be making deals like this. However, it's clear Rafa wants him so let's see what he's got.