Rich

Well one less thing for me to complain about, at least.

Wow. A n-ewe low. Love how you edited that 2 and a half hours later Just thought it needed context, I had actually come up with it immediately (of course).

Wow. A n-ewe low.

Why don't we have a sleeve sponsor yet?

Very nice summary Baba.

Brighton have made an offer of a loan, according to Ryder:

But now Keith Downie is saying we have made an official approach. What a roller coaster ride we're all on today eh?

Oh, so NOW there's a distinct possibility that no-one comes in today. I love deadline day, me, load of people getting paid money to report on nowt and loads more lapping it up.

Stop the press, team want a loan fee for their promising young player and guarantees that he'll see pitch time.

We're always so shocked when the dreaded "loan fee" gets mooted. Howay man Saints, just give us him for nowt.

Why is there no 11 option?

People starting early with the puns. Going to be a looooong day.

Steady Eddie left-back with no real standout qualities, but is a solid defender and seems to be a good kid. Has mainly played when Bertrand has been injured or when they occasionally went to three at the back under Koeman, think he was used as the left centre-back.

At 2-0 up in the midst of a great atmosphere, no less. He's more touched than Shelvey.

I can't wait for us to do loads of great value deals on deadline day. Mike's played a blinder.

Collina is terrifying.

It originally stemmed from a bust up they had in training, although said bust up naturally came about because Rafa deemed him not good enough.

Don't think he's any better tbh, even ignoring the fact that he's a mad bastard and raging homophobe.

Did he not get a yellow? He'd already been booked when it happened.

It is exactly this, yeah. I suppose fans of most clubs will feel the same way about this sort of thing, but thinking as objectively as I can we do seem to get a particularly bad rap.

Bye Grant.

Hmm, yes indeed. This does seem like a real brain twister.