Rich

These are bobbins. Expecting at least a point.

Actually thought Zabs had a good game today too, one of the few in claret who did his bit.

There's just something very likeable about Mbemba, looks very smooth at LB considering.

Well that was fucking class. The pressing even at 3-0 was a joy to behold, just so professional all over.

Drop him, does nowt.

Going to be an interesting few days. Sell all the cunts, buy some new cunts.

Dembele is the absolute business.

Stephane Guivarc'h has so much to answer for.

Still on the factor 50 in Portugal.

Get in.

Others are arguably worse, I'd still say we've got more reason to moan and worry than most.

Never say never though, Alan, if you're watching.

We'll not be doing too badly if we get to Diame being the biggest problem with the squad, surely the only way is up after that last cameo.

Would be superb to get shot of De Jong and Riviere, start making inroads into the deadweight XI: Krul Gamez Hanley Good Haidara Saivet De Jong Colback Lazaar Mitrovic Riviere

Hadn't played a minute for them, so probably for the best.

No but he has a brain. There's a lengthy Business Insider article out there about Tony Bloom and his Starlizard business- can't seem to get the link to work but it's a good read, although like all others it's been unable to ascertain exactly where all his money came from. Gambling against dumb and illegal money from Asia, mostly.

Okay, okay. I just think that if Mike thinks we like him then he might stop doing hurtful things.

I browse at work a lot now, soz Kanj.

Darlow Mbemba Lascelles Clark Murphy Diame Saivet Aarons De Jong Joselu Mitrovic Woodman, Gamez, Merino, Atsu, Ritchie, Perez, Gayle I call this one the shoehorn.

I understand in-play arbs can't be detected by the bookmaker - is that not correct? Also, great profits! Over how many years did you make that? They can, at least by the major operators.

They're fucking around with the player bonuses again, just like last time we came up: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-s-players-locked-in-talks-with-club-over-premier-league-bonuses-1-8714737 These cunts, honestly. I appreciate we've got until end of September to get it sorted but it's hardly great for unity and motivation, is it?

Must be class to get paid to play the WUM. Crumpy's in the wrong line of work.