Jinky Jim

No negativity in this thread please?

https://twitter.com/jordooo_01/status/1254838022094323713?s=20

Totally agree.....I said this a few weeks back.....IMHO do as mrmojorisin suggests and start a new season fresh, whenever it may occur

Pop over to the other thread....loads of plane sightings, bins, helicopters oh and St James’s has been sold?

How long does it take for a pitch to set?......or do they know there won’t be any home games in the next month. The pitch lights are all locked away under The Leazes. The pitch can’t survive without them due to the lack of natural light. They’ve clearly ripped up the pitch as they know it won’t be played on again for the foreseeable. The pitch survived for years before they got the pitch lights. They will just be doing it to maximise the time they can have for the pitch to bed in. There clearly isn’t going to be any games at SJP anytime soon. Even if the game in played behind closed doors and as a home game and not a neutral venue, it could quite possibly be played at the training ground. Taking time away from the takeover......interesting to know this stiff, but if games do resume,say, June/July would the pitch be ready for home games...just out of interest Yeah, quite possibly. The turn around for a new pitch is usually about 6 weeks in anyway. Assuming we have an early June start date then we have 5 weeks between then and now. If we say the 2nd week of June then we have 6 weeks. Both would easily be viable. It all depends on what they are doing. Are they taking the turf off and putting new turf on? That turnaround could be as little as a few days, although that wouldn’t be ideal, it has been done in the past though. If it’s all the soil coming up and regrowing with seeds and such, then it would be more towards the 6 weeks mark. We also don’t know when the next season may re-start. Assume it goes ahead in August or September, we then have a short time span for a new pitch to have time to bed in, so doing it now makes sense as we know right now we have gap that we can work with. Cheers for that.......FWIW I don’t think they’ll be any home games for the remainder of the season...if/when the season starts neutral grounds with limited staff for games...can you imagine a home game v Liverpool, under new stewardship, but no one allowed in the ground....they’d be hundreds outside the ground....not what you would want in a partial shutdown.

How long does it take for a pitch to set?......or do they know there won’t be any home games in the next month. The pitch lights are all locked away under The Leazes. The pitch can’t survive without them due to the lack of natural light. They’ve clearly ripped up the pitch as they know it won’t be played on again for the foreseeable. The pitch survived for years before they got the pitch lights. They will just be doing it to maximise the time they can have for the pitch to bed in. There clearly isn’t going to be any games at SJP anytime soon. Even if the game in played behind closed doors and as a home game and not a neutral venue, it could quite possibly be played at the training ground. Taking time away from the takeover......interesting to know this stiff, but if games do resume,say, June/July would the pitch be ready for home games...just out of interest

Aaaaaah but what type of waste.....the contents of charnleys desk perhaps? Old desks, chairs, flooring, packaging etc. Charnleys I hope?

How long does it take for a pitch to set?......or do they know there won’t be any home games in the next month.

All flights are relevant in this thread

Aaaaaah but what type of waste.....the contents of charnleys desk perhaps?

Planes...helicopters and bins.....it’s getting closer lads

Latest from a prominent Uruguayan Journalist.....must be true?

There’s nothing like a good plane tracking......could mean a load of positive reasons....on the other hand!!

Someone is impersonating Martin Samuel

Some Reddit ITK saying Ashley's side are furious that the deal hasn't been announced yet as it's as good as done The king of saying fuck all, is upset that fuck all is being announced? Hmmm. What difference does it make? It's definitely bullshit. Nothing in this thread is bullshit?.....unbeleavable perhaps, but you never know 1 in a million might just be correct, and it keeps us happy to imagine what might happen?

Message for all those people and organizations who are trying to scupper the takeover

This guy’s got 9 followers so he must be ITK

Can we add Jetro Willems to that list? I know he's not ours but i still want us to keep him. I’d keep Fernandez and give JoeLinton another year, if only for the fact we’d get Nowt for him

The times doesn’t seem to like us much...keep peddling this. Are they being selective with their criticism’s...at the weekend they highlighted the government’s late response to COVID, but since have not followed it up...but Newcastle is a simpler target, lets keep up the pressure on them....never bought the paper in my life and certainly won’t be changing that.

Oh look, a photo from SJP that may or may not be from today showing 2 reporters outside of SJP. You do know you posted your reply in the takeover optimism/twitter takeover bs thread right? Don't be so tight. Aye but come on, theirs not going to be a press conference during a lockdown man. ? We can pretend that there’s going to be loads of reporters suddenly appearing(keeping social distancing of course)...then a large screen will appear with a press conference being beamed direct from PL headquarters.....dream on

Let’s pretend the takeover happened......are these the type of signings we might be going for. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1272282/Newcastle-takeover-Edinson-Cavani-Dries-Mertens-transfer-talks-open-latest-news-rumours

That’s why we’re highlighting it....the more bizarre the more amusing.

This is the so called news.