Theregulars

He's a 'jerk' as you lot say i'm not American but point taken

Shola is just a joke. It's beyond a joke.

That's the thing though, it's completely believable and predictable.

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It's refereeing decisions like that that make me certain we'll go down.

It's going to be a completely tedious 2-0 win for West Ham, with us picking up 2 injuries and dropping anybody capable of doing anything, reverting to 4-4-2 with Shola starting and Pardew blaming our "lack of experience" and "fatigue after an emotional week" for the result, "promising" that things will improve for the rest of the season.

Pardew will decide that what we lack is some solid "experience", and will play 4-4-2 as follows: --------------------Elliot------------------------------------ Simpson-----------Colo---------Taylor-----------Haidara HBA--------Tiote-----------Cabaye------------------Jonas -----------------Ameobi----Cisse---------------------------- I can almost smell it. Inevitability has a somewhat vinegary woft

Why has every team you've managed followed the same pattern? Do you believe you are capable of developing a team in the long term?

I was trying to think of a word to describe him perfectly for months; I think I have it. "Smarmalizer"

I'm pretty sure we will be going hammer and tongs to hire Redknapp next year.

They had all left.

It's completely gone.

A 45 minute visual demonstration of why we need a new manager.

This is the worst I've seen us play since us play since the relegation season

He's also a total sycophant who knows we're onto him; do you notice how in every pre-match interview he blows on about doing it for the fans, the best fans in the league, how we deserve some success.... it's just lip service. This is another of the things I dislike most about him, the transparent and completely unconvincing attempts to play like "he's one of us". Concentrate on making us play football, you smarmy nostril smear.

Yeah that sounds good. Whats happening with this then? Yup, it's available, I am going to Munich. PM me to confirm you want it and I'll tell you my bank details.

He might know the answer to that Genuinely mate, f*** off. You're so tedious its unreal. it seems your sole aim on the board is to be a patronising antagonising c***. Congratulations you've succeeded admirably. If you want to have a dig at me PM me. To put it simply you're a monumental bell end Language, language. They surely don't let you get away with that sort of stuff in GCSE geography class, do they? Looks like someone can't laugh at themselves... That's cut me up, the GCSE geography line was particularly effective. I like the way it suggested that I'm still at school, the very pinnacle of witticism. Also suggesting that you do a stupid person's subject. I am not saying that you are stupid by the way, but I think it was a two-pronged attack.

Also; why, instead of moaning about injuries, have you not developed a tactical system that our entire squad understands and carries out, to the extent that replacements (injuries and bans are inevitable, albeit not as frequent as this year) can step in and do a competent job?

Why, having seemingly implemented a very effective, fluid and dominant formation last season; did you abandon it on the back of one negative result, pander to Demba Ba and revert to a less effective 4-4-2; only to then try and re-install the same system with less effective players and better players playing in less suitable positions (Cabaye)? On what evidence do you base your belief that Shola Ameobi can change a result for the positive? On the back of this season, would you concede that his contributions of little to nothing outweigh any positive ones? Why, after seemingly recognising that Jonas had lost a yard of pace by putting him in as a second defensive-minded midfielder last year, did you re-instate him as a winger? Why then further do you believe he is a competent left back? Why, whenever we go 1-0 up, do you revert to 11 men behind the ball? Why are you unwilling to impose our style of football and attacking play on other teams? Why don't we even have a style of play? Why do our tactics revolve around worrying about what the opposition do, trying to contain it and nicking a goal through one of our better players? Given the catastrophic failure that this season has represented, why do you honestly believe that you have the credentials to take Newcastle United forward?

SEMTEX if you want my place it's available, I am indeed off to Munich. PM me if you're keen and I'll send you the bank details.

Go one up, should be more, settle for inferior result and cling on for dear life despite no need to do so. Where have I seen it before? Sack him, for christ's sake. Just sack him.

Sissoko is thick as shit.

Not as little as our manager.

Idiot.