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The full back and then his substitute both injured within 10 minutes of each other. You couldn't make this shit up.

Scouse cunt.

That's a red.

horrific foul and then a handball.

We've been utterly guff since Debuchy went off. Fuck our luck.

Seriously, I've never known a team get completely ripped apart by injuries on a consistent basis like us.

You've got to be kidding me

Do you remember how we played earlier this year without Cabaye?

You know Cabaye's going to be out for months on end now as well.

Positive: not an English club or Kazan Negative: Spurs have an easy draw, Benfica theoretically should pown us.

Don't rate him.

We can beat any of the teams left in the draw over two legs. I'd be gutted to get an English team, not because I fear losing, but because this now has the potential to go down in history as a great Geordie adventure in Europe.

Now I can think about other matters; fuck Spurs and their jammy luck.

Marveaux MOTM by a country fucking mile.

Tiote, man...

Jeeeeeeeeeez

What's that even for?!

This team needs Ben Arfa more than Tony Pulis needs a bath.

and surroundings

It's alright, I don't like him.

Yeeeeesh

good, cock.

Pathetic and more ridiculous bad luck with injuries. I'd love us to have one game this year with a full squad. Never.

Knowing our luck that's him out for another 3 months. Played half this fucking season without Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Coloccini. Fuck this season.

Most cursed team in history with injuries, man. Tell me another side who gets fucked by them worse than we do.