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Or be forced to sit through 24 hours of him pronouncing HBA's name "Hattam" on loop. "Hattam, Hattam, Hattam, Hattam". Except on the loop of every hour, "That one was for Mike" will be played. "Hattam". What a bellcheese.

He's right, you know. We should count our blessings that we can compete with Stoke, Southampton and Swansea. Given the extremely difficult circumstances he's under, Pardew has held the line magnificently. It's a wonder no club from a sovereign state has come in for him - indeed, at the time of Van Gaal's appointment, I though they missed a trick by seemingly overlooking our very own Midas. THIS POST IS DRIPPING WITH SARCASM

We always get jack from just down the road under his leadership tbf. You haven't been given the credit you deserve for this line. Very good.

At least you have a fabulous avatar Avatar, or bedsheet? Wrap yourself up in synthetic glory.

Slim Seriously if you don't skype me in I'm gonna nab that lovely jumper you got from primark.

Lucas still wants a competent manager for NUFC - today's irrelevant babble that won't come to fruition.

PLEASE can someone link me into it over Skype?! That's 1AM over here in Singapore, fuck sleeping

Seen it in a sports shop over here in Singapore yesterday. The crest is literally a sticker in the exact same way the wonga sign is. Arsenal and Dortmund shirts (also puma) both get a sticker, but its like a thick sticker which is shiny, 3D and looks like it is embroidered on. Ours is literally a 2D sticker of our club crest, like the kind of thing you would get in SHOOT or MATCH if you got all the club logos as a bonus for buying a season's prescription. Oh, and it's shit.

Berbatov's been as invisible for them as for Fulham, then.

Any dates between 4-21 September and I will be in England.

Colback can f*** off. Much like Nicky Butt could, and did.

Colback can be our Nicky Butt; Steven Taylor our lesser talented John O'Shea and, at this rate of coaching, Moussa can be Eric Djemba-Djemba. Pardchester United.

Chaps, A longshot - I moved to Singapore in March and am back in England in September for 2 weeks visiting la familia. Is there any chance we could get a Reds vs Blues sloshup organised for September? Every single one has been a belter; am sad that I won't be freely available to play as and when they crop up.

Keep that sort of stuff out of the thread mate. No

Asked my Lyon supporting French friend. Say he's very very good, no way Lyon will sell him.

As if that bellcheese in charge at Lyon will allow it

He'll probably be Borussia Moenchenglad he's getting bach to regular football.

There's no proof behind what I say, it's just a theory and I wouldn't put anything past him. I absolutely think he trousers profit we make while at the same time bloating the figures of what we are still owed to put off potential investors/buyers. No other owner would allow the club to serve as a free advertising vehicle for SPORTSDIRECT.COMUK'SNUMBERONEFUCKEMPLOYEERIGHTSRIGHTUPTHEARSE.

Show him that girl you took out with us and he'll hang around you like a fly to shit

Check what you want i'm French and post from France !!! Show respect, i respect everybody here. What was your previous username? "Le bellend"

Check what you want i'm French and post from France !!! Show respect, i respect everybody here. That's alright then. Well, thank you for your role in being overtaken by a bunch of oil drillers with no connection to your club whatsoever, buying your club's way back to respectability and then pinching our best player because your pube-haired manager (who himself is even more overrated than the city in your name) quite fancies him as an occasional plaything. Your club is a steaming turdpile of an example of what has gone wrong with football. If you wanted respect you could at least loan Shola and/or Sammy Ameobi off us for a while and let Zalatan come and play in a real league. Jog on you monumental poodle coiffeur.

You think he commits fraud? It was in the last set of accounts how much he had taken out and planned to take out. Absolutely wouldn't put fraud past him, no.

I get the feeling the guy doesn't officially "pay back" any of the loans the club owes him to put off any potential buyers/investors. He trousers profit but it isn't reflected in any official account,

Big exaggeration IMO. Yes, if he wants to win the CL etc etc he has to move on, fair enough. That's the case for most players at most clubs. But he's competing in the best league in the world and he's likely to go to the WC as an important player for France. It's not like he's scrabbling around the conference. Then again, he needs to pick a move carefully or he might end up warming a very successful bench. The point is he won't achieve anything of significance with us or (in my opinion) reach his full potential; but I agree, it's not like we're some footballing outpost. Sure, you can only achieve the top honours by playing for 3 or 4 clubs, less in some leagues. And true, if Cabaye wants that he'll have to leave. But that's just stating the obvious, I don't think there's any conclusion you can draw from it that means anything. Yup, I think it's more the point that football is in a pretty wanky state rather than Cabaye is disloyal or an agitator or anything.

He'll be given time but they will only be delaying the inevitable. He'll never reach the heights they want to be at with him in charge. Even with the right signings, he'll not get them back to the top imo. Would Pardew? Genuinely interested.