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Red gives them a free kick every time they fall over

Ritchie is toilet

First dive from “Wilf”.

He may well be better than Joselu

Oh riiiiiight.

We can’t win games. Fairly massive issue.

I don’t understand how he’s made a career - a viable career - as a striker when he’s so evidently incapable of striking a football with any conviction.

Absolutely inevitable

Can’t afford to flush chances like that

Where he belongs is unemployed

Sounds like we can’t shoot for shit

Merry Christmas team. Thanks for being an absolute bunch of heroes

Yeh not having that - he busted his ass off to get back there and was just desperately unlucky.

Thus far I haven’t seen anything to suggest he’s a good PL defender

Can see why Rafa was so keen on Reina

Maybe Mitro did that celebration of his in front of Rafa’s wife or something

That's a brainfart of an appointment.

I'm not saying we deserve it but that goal was never, ever offside.

Would NUFC sign me for 12m on the grounds that I'm an NUFC fan?

Crying out for a #10 and a striker I vaguely remember thinking that in the summer. Vaguely, mind.

Got to give Benitez some criticism - no need to be so negative against sides like them. The sit back and contain/counter cannot be a universal tactic. They were shite; we were shite. Special mention to Joselu; that was rank.

No coincidence that we've lost 1-0 to Huddersfield, Brighton and these on the road. Strategy is unnecessarily negative.

Perez. Can't we just move on?

Rick Sanchez

TBH I feel bad for him, really thought he could have have been a hero for us.