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Looks like he's sneaking a fart out man

We were absolutely dominant until Gayle went off, and crap until we went 3-5-2. The adversity seemed to bring us together. Yedlin was proper bollocks.

Garbage

Call a spade a spade, looks like we're choking.

Remain confident but not bolshy. Brighton have become invincible (common sense says they'll hit a rough patch) and Reading aren't dropping many points. With that said, to not get promoted with 52 from 24 would be a hell of a fuck up. I'm

French, so must be similar to Wenger.

It isn't, Guardiola started with a back 3 of Sagna, Stones and Koralov. That's just asking to get a thrashing from a counter attacking team as good as Leicester (when they actually turn up). Spot on. Arrogant faux-intellectual tosspot. Wonder if the pundit brigade will call him out?

Crowd comment took 4 pages

Raisbeck is monumentally less annoying than Lowes. Also an extremely nice bloke.

Are you watching Lansbury? Aaarrreeee you waaattcchiiing Laaaansbuuurrryyy?

Not current Mourinho.

Sounds like you need to organise a minute's applause for the sadly deceased atmosphere at SJP. Anyone fancy debating the merits of clapping some more? Alternately I could mash my head against the keyboard repeatedly.

Could it not be solved thus? 1. Clap if you want 2. Don't clap if you don't want 3. Don't get angry at people who take the opposite action and carry on supporting the team. Onto the game, I'm eagerly looking forward to watching the referee. The one against Blackburn was crap and the one against Forest was in the Ali Dia school of con-men/incompetence. You'd think that the referee put forward will be one of the best in the division / under stern instructions to not fuck it up. Just want things to return to normal with a routine win and put that week of insanity behind us.

We were so naive. Fell for totally obvious relegation fodder away tactics and played into their hands.

Incompetence?

Nah fuck you, dreamstealer.

Just don't agree with you. He does nothing of note, is generally ineffective and has nil redeeming features that make up for his many, many deficiencies.

He was ineffective and chased shadows. He executed a few routine passes and did little else.

Neesy had gone home with heartburn. In short, he has been a cunt.

By "cunt", he means "asked if we could stop off for food on the way home".

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Gayle

You're a gentleman and I will pay for your meal on Saturday. My number has changed - ping me a PM with it and I'll drop you a whatsapp. I arrive in town about 17:30 and will be out with Neesy that evening but won't be getting obliterated as looking to not throw up on the pitch the next day. Thanks skipper - you now have free board x 2 in London!

Oh fuck is he really? How about a meal and multipack of twiglets?

LFEE can I be a scumbag and stay at your house again? There's a good few pints on Friday and Saturday night for you if so...

I think you're all weird goblins