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The ‘formation rules’ as I understand them are you cannot field less than 3 defenders, 2 midfielders or 1 forward. Auto sub will field in order of your chosen priority without breaking the above (if the above will be broken the next sub will be fielded and so on).

Your starting team had 4 defenders so DCL replaced Murillo leaving you with 3 defenders.

I don’t think you’re understanding; he’s potentially better than Isak when you apply a series of convoluted caveats!

Still time for my cock to grow 2 inches.

Destroy them.

Let’s steamroll these cunts.

Chris Wood is the ultimate anti eye test player. Looks like a bag of smashed arseholes but does the job.

Wary of this fixture with the narrative as it is. At the risk of exposing myself as lonely perv wanking in my parents spare bedroom; the xG and xGC for Manure over the last 4 is no where near as bad as their results have been. A decent spell on the training ground as well. Still think we have enough; particularly if Gordon and Murphy can push the wing backs deep our midfield will crush Casemiro and Mainoo.

We get another wild card soon. If city turn it around could wildcard him back in for their last 10 or so fixtures which look amazing.

Already been rubbished by his agent (via romano’s twitter).

Schtick to de plan.

The ceiling on Cherki is so high. Stinks of a Manure signing where he adds to the rot of their culture and wastes half his prime years before returning to France and tearing it up again.

Absolute whopper.

£90m transforms our PSR position. Huge decision if an offer like that came in; particularly with Sandro on the bench.

The government aren’t going to allow Daniel Levy and his pals to run billions of pounds of investment out of the north/country. It might take some time (perhaps around 2034?) but we’ll get MASSSIVE.

I’m top 10 atm (NO)

Howe putting Longstaff under the microscope with that selection. We have to win and he has to play well or he’ll be getting absolute pelters.

Calling those performances disgraceful is what I take exception with.

And which of those games did we roll over and give them an easy win?

We’ll give them a game. They’re obviously favourites but nothing in Howe’s time here suggests we’ll roll over and give them an easy 3 points. We’re dangerous at home against the so called ‘big teams’.

Every thread is a clusterfuck which is only to be expected when we’ve just gone to lowly palace and lost. Lost to a bunch of plodders none of us would dream of putting in a toon shirt like Guehi or Eze.

Such a massive game this one, the table is so tight.

For some reason that cut to Tino absolutely killed me 😂