Elric

Tory life peer Baroness Brady? Close friend of the Camerons and Murdoch shill, that Karren Brady? Its a mystery m8

It will be into next year before owt is decided - court, appeals, etc. Only real winners will be the lawyers. Ironic if this is the way Ashley's hand is forced on a massive transfer splurge, the fear of an impending transfer ban (assuming we're promoted and no other sanctions take place)

Had Rashford and Valencia in, so obvs benched. Jose, you cunt

From the BBC Football ticker thingy: "Crisp packets are flying around the Stadium of Light like autumn leaves." What a fucking dump

Bibbidi Bobbidi BEWWWWWWW

4-0, even Jansson scored

Son, Alli and Eriksen with points on board, two of them subbed off like, y u do dis Poch.

74 with Zaha playing tonight. Took out Sigurdsson - since he's done nowt for weeks now - and hoyed Son in; he's on fire at the moment. Banking on Spurs going flat out for their remaining games, or until catching Chelsea becomes impossible.

Careful, you might win a g.... ahhh fuck, no you won't

WTF Aye, that 10" crawl space gives a lot of leeway for strutting, Gary, you twat

0-2

Shut up.

Aye, Gibson is a good player but there's no way we'll pay the required amount for him, what with the English 'premium'.

People talking about a payout, man One of the comments on the original tweet by Arca: "what happened mate?". Dense

So it wasn't Arca?

One of the biggest misconceptions going these days. Does the MLS have a slower pace of play? Absolutely. But I'd wager that more often than not, these types of players coming for a "pay day" are found out. It's not that bad of a league. Does it compare to the EPL? Not at all. But it has it's own pace, it's own athleticism, and it makes guys like Keane and Defoe and Henry look average, considering their Premier League experience. I do agree regarding the other players, but Keane scored 101 times in 146 MLS matches (post-season included) https://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/robbie-keanes-mls-stats-are-absolutely-ridiculous-88778 Bradley Wright-Phillips. The end.

Site is fucked. Probably in the main due to people who didn't captain Lukaku logging on to check how hard they got fucked

Got Mané ©, Clyne and (don't laugh) Wijnaldum playing today, right on course for an excruciating 0-1 defeat ?

Hoyed Firminho in as part of my 24-point overhaul. Captained him. Now he's fucking injured, major doubt. This game, man

loads of points from those 2 this week. Next matchday is a joke, as it stands I have 5 players to choose from. I know, just dropped 24 points worth of changes Gambling on the assumption that a lot of my league won't be making too many changes, hopefully get a few reasonably high-scoring games this coming week

Pep Pardiola, pissing about with a winning team. Still, clean sheet for Grant and Pieters

Got Aguero, Sane, Pieters and Grant playing tonight, no Sterling though . Pep pls.

Needed that Lanzini goal for the fuckers in my work league who had Cahill, Alonso and Courtois in their back four, soz