Elric

Anyone know what cologne he wears?

I counted 7 threads directly relating to us on the first page of RTG alone, sad fuckers

Bewwwwwww :lol: :lol:

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No nor have I, but would it be worth a try? Would get raped imo, if a player cuts in then there is normally a centre back to help, if they take it down the line the full back is on their own and if they are on their weaker foot every time those crosses are gonna be swung in with barely a challenge. There are/have been a few right-footed left backs though, no? I'm sure Lizarazu was when at Bayern, isn't Lahm right footed also? Not comparing the calibre of player we're looking at with these two, obviously.

...are SHITE! Bwahahahahahaaaaa

Ugh, seeing this thread title on the front page is making me ill. Can someone rename the thread "Mike Ashley - Horrific Cunt"?

Hope Pardew has the balls to give them the bollocking they need after this 'performance'

THERE IS A BALL IN PLAY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO THROW ANOTHER ON TO THE PITCH, LITTLE GIRL.

Fuck this, I'm putting the Nyan Cat music on in the background on infinite loop. If that doesn't brighten this game up, nothing will

Fucking hell, still??

Take those fuckin' bibs off and get ya neck oot

Such a shit game Fraser Forster has the aerial ability of a limbless Rhino btw. Wank.

Their club logo/motto must have been the clincher: "Be The Best Forever" with some kinda flaming Tiger

Raylor looks like Colm Meaney

Good player, when arsed. The questions of what he'd do to team morale, and (more importantly) how long it'd take him to have a strop would be key. Couldn't wait to be away te last time, rather sign someone who'd want to be here.

Regards himself as a 'gangsta' first; a footballer second. Peddle.

Yes, ITV, Tottingham are the team in the white

Somewhere, Phil 'cuntchops' Thompson is having a furious wank into his Liverpool 82/83 shirt

The Guardian think it's a possibility, with Speed as his assistant: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jan/01/peter-reid-bolton-wanderers Can't see it happening myself, but would be an interesting appointment if it came about. Probably end up being Monkey's Heed anyway

Butt/Lee Hendrie

Glad there's a thread on this, remember thinking "what the fuck?", like many, when I saw it. Surprised he didn't break his fucking hip though, the old turtle.

Tbh, I'd hoped Carroll was on the receiving end of a hiding when I read the report initially. Nothing to affect his playing career; just enough to serve as an attitude adjuster. Needs taking down a peg and to realise how lucky he is.

We can only hope it ends the same way for Ashley - plummeting over the edge of a cliff to his exploding death. Whilst clutching a groundhog. Possibly