Kasper

I write the match reports for them (the "unlucky" ones) and got to say that one was pretty hard to put into words.

Highlights from my local teams game from this May. Can safely say it was the weirdest game of football I've ever witnessed live. e: don't ask why the texts are in poor English http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgny2V1UBc

So it has nothing to do with money and everything to do with being banned. Can't really seperate the two can you? They sell papers with player interviews etc so it's got to hurt them financially a bit too.

As if losing this game means any more to Ashley than losing to Norwich or Palace

Fucked up that counter attack big time.

What a finish that is

HOLY SHIT

Cabaye misses an absolute sitter.

France double sub: Remy and Cabaye on

Debuchy lucky not to be sent off with 2nd yellow.

The ending was a bit of a let down but other than that decent work

Just Joona Toivio as a kid, centerback who plays for Molde in Norway and Finnish national team.

Shearer and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet which my parents watched every week I don't even remember anymore but those are the only things I can think of. My dad's a pretty big ManUtd fan so a bit surprised he didn't manage to brain wash me.

Does he play only because Pardew doesn't want to field an all foreign lineup

I think Skirge needs a few more French lessons.

Shola Ameobi is our 2nd choice striker at the moment. That is all

Why?

This half just highlights everything that is wrong with this club. If the team had any sort of football identity and an idea of how the game should be played it would be easy for these young players to slot in and know what they're supposed to do. But how are they supposed to perform in this environment when even the so called stars dont know what the team is expected to do. We rely on the individual brilliance of a few. Well mostly Hatem. Take them out and we have absolutely nothing to offer. And don't give me that fucking "they still should be skinning them" bullshit. That's not how football works.

Ambitious player in a club with zero ambition. What the fuck do you expect to happen?

Surprised he stuck with this pile of shit this long. Deserves better things.

Could be on the bench as well...

Lloris Cole Hangeland Clichy Nolan Hazard Coutinho Santi Cazorla Berbatov Welbeck Dzeko Who do I give the C?

And the position would be irrelevant.

I really dont know Just got on the band wagon and made two horrible decisions on Friday. Got Lukaku and Cazorla in, Sturridge & Silva out....