Beren

Tried to triple captain Undertaker's little brother but alas too late. Oh well.

Vardy always scores second for Leicester

Same

Nice

Idiots

Would love to know the three wussy clubs that rolled over

Joselu hattrick.

3 glorious years. This might be the most mackem thing I've ever seen.

Yup. Gamefixers, those addicted to the point of sickness and the off-their-face market.

Kane, Lukaku and Morata FGS. Paully is rolling in it today

Have that Helsinki Gods!!

Frazier with the assist

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,99830.0.html

So Leicester missed the deadline by 14 seconds? FIFA are an absolute joke, like I like it tbh You've got the whole window to operate in, tough titties if you're 14 seconds late. This was my favourite bit though.

Thank the lord. Terrible match commentator. The fanfare when he leaves will be unbearable.

Can't understand this Ox stuff What are his footballing strengths exactly?

This both exceeds and falls short of my expectations. I didn't think our terrible back office would have the acumen to bring in decent Championship players like Hanley and D.Murphy, then move them on the next summer seamlessly should we be promoted, to build a Premiership squad. It was a financially responsible but challenging task. They've done a seriously impressive job with the first part. Fuckers.

Or, say, by 11pm tomorrow? Still very, very uneasy about all of this. Aye or then I just wonder if Rafa has had people in his crossheirs, and Ashley has been saying to him: well you need to raise £xm to get that player. If this facilitates that, I trust Rafa and his vision for the team. As I said, I'm pretty fond of Gayle, but he's not on the pitch enough.

I really do like Gayle, but his fitness problems are a concern. I'd accept if Rafa had someone lined up of his choice, who would actually be purchased in the next week or so.

Hmmm, one short and concise paragraph. DAVE, someone's broke into HTT's account! You forgot, he also never mentioned his Merc. Cheeky f***ers. Oh and it's no ordinary Merc Stiffler, it's an AMG! How has the penny only just dropped...

In today's money £4m is us paying them to buy him.

I picked the wrong keeper for the second week running. If Spurs don't keep a clean sheet then Kasper's guaranteed the win. Tough one Yup Spurs snatched defeat from the jaws of victory for me too.