Beren

Let me try that. One Bristol City goal away from £500.

Not to jinx it but canny day so far

We never score goals like that Can't believe it all worked.

That was amazing.

Ballpark, what are their actual attendances this season? (i.e. people present in the ground)

Pardew-era Ian W was on a par with Souness-era Ozymandias.

Creepy fanboy insecurity to mention Messi whenever in earshot of Cronaldo being praised. They're going to be the old men in pubs in 2068 who interrupt strangers who are praising Shola Jnr Jnr as a decent emerging prospect, to tell them he's not a patch on Messi.

NUFC fan feeling sorry for a Spurs fan

More like lowlights Newcastle-Offline. AMIRITE?

What an utter, utter, utter delusional bell

Please don't sack him.

Incredible :lol:

To be fair, if you were one of the players in the team it would probably be great. Just wank for the rest of the population of the world. Lukaku wouldn't even get in though It'd be a Liverpool/Citeh front three

Outlet needed. Surprised not Joselu. Consequences bad Would love to see a peak Demba Ba under Rafa.

Cuntfeatures had his "3 wins in 37 I think" line prepared for when he was confronted by his 1 in 14 record at WBA :lol: Slippery prick.

Late equaliser here would be Papiss Cisse-esque (Hull 2-2 IIRC). Never been so pissed off at a Newcastle goal

The Pardew, the Son and the Holy Ghost Love a floated set penis to the backpost

Maybe you didn't get the memo. He's ENGLISH.

I'd sell for half a billion.

Aye, you have to, because you're so far up shit's creek from having tried to cling on to 1-0 leads

He was on another level then. Magician.

Yeah I am totally of this view too. Seen these do it too often in the Prem - other teams have failed to capitalise on their shite form so far for it to have consigned them to League One.

Trixie on Villa, Brentford and Bolton HT/Draw FT

Wasn't this jolly trip under the paper thin pretence of being for football reasons to get them off the foot of the table?