Beren

Hedged, but fuck off man. The 1 match out of 38 that Chelsea won't bore the opposition to death with a 1 or 2-0. Fuming.

Might hedge.

JINX KLAXON On for a £600 windfall off this opening £15 trixie if the safest of the three (Chelsea) comes in. Cheers Yohan, you turncoat. Palace -1 were 5/1. Great value.

Couldn't make it up. They are outmackeming themselves. Their captain is a bona fide fiddler. FML.

Winter Soldier? Nah.

He left earlier than that. Everyone ignored this heartfelt shit. Too awkward to address for everyone but you. Everyone else had the good sense to brush that ish under the carpet.

Rooney also played for Man Utd and hasn't had seasons out injured.

Teenage Rooney was SO much more interesting to watch. I always suspected.

"...AND IT'S LIIIIIIVE"

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Carrick ain't not gonna be not not getting no points.

Buckland

Put 25 on Aguero and 25 on Rooney.

Said this to a lot of people, Rooney at 12s is pure value. It's a good shout. Fair play to the bollocks-spouting-ant-asslicking Aussie.

I'm just doing PP's. If Aguero got 20 goals this season, the free £40 would only be match by Betfair if he scored 8 by October. Also, Kun is going to miss the start of the season, so fewer games in which to do it.

Citeh/Arsenal, Boro, Brentford, Bayern, Celtic, Ajax, Barca, PSG, Juve league winners. Fiver on each. Also a trixie on Chelsea, Man Utd and Palace -1 for the opening weekend.

Papiss too. Oh, you said CB.

Bolasie will never go for anything above £20m. You can quote me on that. that

Disappointing lack of Kaka giving it the big'un this year.

Sergio's team IMO.

Right now not sure what will happen to Tiote. Only time will tell if McClaren will be able to get Tiote to roll back the years, hindsight is Twente-Twente.

Reckon it'll be nils apiece or maybe a 1-0 either way. Both will go into the game trying not to lose.

Excellent return The Putin panel was brilliant.