Beren

Would rather live in Newcastle than Paris, myself.

Newspaper's got to be about 2 days old man. Quit living in the past VI.

Some lovely gifs here. The forum has really honed its art.

As if that's one season man. FFS.

Nicky Butt's son, apparently.

Nah, it's more like when you pour milk on your cereal and it's not gone sour.

Teet-le

That flick looks awful.

Fair assessment IMO - don't think Barca needed to give their all though.

Best team won. Thought Juve gave a reasonably good account of themselves, but there was an air of inevitability about it even after the equaliser. Looked at them a year or two ago and thought the Juve team had big potential to push on. Hope they can keep their nucleus of players together. Pogba and Morata especially were excellent IMO. Barca were great. Seemed to have a bit in reserve tbh but 3-1 is flattering, think 2-1 was about right. Think they've got a lot of prats but they're undeniably fearsome.

Such a cunt man

Get some glasses you Scottish t***. Neesy it actually hit his hand, there's literally no argument Do you know the handball rule? Get a brain. Love this as an insult

Ref said only a two-count

Buffon, by his standards...

Good time for a sub to get Vidal off IMO.

Tevez should do better there

Hope Juve don't get a rush of blood to the head here.

It was a decent effort from Tevez tbf. He can hit it.

Gerrin! Like Morata

Townsend has no place commentating on a game so far beyond his footballing imagination.

Fuck off back to the 80s Townsend, man.

Even if he calms down, Barca will get him sent off. Hope it's in the process of trying to break Neymar's legs if he does get sent off He's screwed like. Busquets, Suarez and Neymar One of them will get him.

Aye. Even the small things he does. Such vision.

Even if he calms down, Barca will get him sent off.