Beren

Odd arse-covering statement IMO.

Whelan

http://i.imgur.com/YSHuppR.gif

Crooks and Lawro are fantastic for their sometimes-not-intentional comedic value. Well, it's actually quite regularly unintentional really.

If FIFA don't abuse their power over the FA, who will?

Oh it's too perfect. The FA are as bent as a £15 note. They have no leg to stand on to accuse FIFA, even if they are flagrantly and unashamedly bad. This is beautiful. The FA can go fuck itself.

Needs to lose the gel for sure.

Aguero twats

Soton score

Football of fear. It totally permeates the league. So many average, if that, managers all frightened to play expansive footy from the off. Or maybe he's just not playing well? I've seen a fair bit of him for Hull. He's not been dominating sides but he's been dangerous. Dangerous enough to start easily.

The Blind leading the line.

Couldn't be more " "

Matic is imperious in the middle. Liverpool players don't want to be anywhere near him.

On the bench He's been their best attacking outlet. Makes no sense.

Willian's been bobbins, like.

It's over. Drogba can playact Chelsea's way over the line, no problem.

Costa

Jose needs to turn down the tackling mentality down from 'aggressive'.

Great touch by Hazard. Such a talented player.

Poor quality passage of play this.

GW11 Liverpool 0 - 0 Chelsea Burnley 1 - 3 Hull (if only because I'm utterly convinced they'll get their first win against an NUFC side upon whom the onus to attack rests ) Man Utd 2 - 2 Crystal Palace Southampton 4 - 0 Leicester West Ham 3 - 0 Aston Villa QPR 2 - 3 Man City Sunderland 0 - 2 Everton Tottenham 1 - 0 Stoke West Brom 2 - 1 Newcastle Swansea 1 - 2 Arsenal

Doesn't matter a jot though. It was a Dortmund-Arsenal 1-2 from the end of the first round of group games.

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