Beren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI

E-I-E-I-E-I-O off to RTG I go...

Bald men fighting over a comb, but at least we got dicked by good teams

We are of a like mind Neil. Sunderland fans are suffering, a man's job hangs in the balance, there's chaos at the stadium... how can we profit from this further?

Trying to find odds on Betfair, but can't.

QPR, Burnley and Leicester will struggle to get to 30 points the way they're going.

Williamson will be licking his chops that he gets to face Lukaku. Plays right into his hands.

mackem

Richest dude in China looking for a club. Sell up Ashley you prat.

Dogshit odds for the weekend. Bookies must be battered.

Everton BTTS 19/5 - cheers Neil

Shakhtar losing 5-0 away to Bayern? Guess Guardiola was right, they would be Bundesliga contenders. Not for first place, obviously.

Please tell me the pronunciation of that Schalke player is as blasphemously hilarious as it reads: Christian Fuchs

Sounds like a Roald Dahl book.

Yes! Hate that shit.

Aye, legendary goalkeeping bastards the lot of them.

3rd time lucky. Not gonna sink in until I see the auditor's signature.

Wish I could be there but I'll be wearing my top at home when the figures are released. Balance sheet champions man, can you believe it? After fucking ages in the financial wilderness without turning a profit. Sleeping giants awoken! Lots of credit and gratitude to Big Mike.

Cheap managers!? Reinforces the point. If there weren't cheap good managers available it might.

[i actually agree FWIW]

Cort wasn't so bad. Just unlucky with injuries. Well you have to say that, don't you?

Cleaning up tonight. Sturridge, Giroud, Silva, Moses and Sanchez have all scored, and Rose has an assist. Shame it's the first good gameweek in about thirteen and completely inconsequential now I'm hundreds of points behind any total vaguely respectable of course.

Like he never left.

Another night for Sky to cry themselves to sleep remembering they paid £5bn for this shite