Beren

Easy to make Pardew look bad if you cherry-pick such a small sample size as 2 seasons.

Siggy set himself there so well. Shame about the finish.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sunderland-afc-runners-riders-who-8849907 Claudio Ranieri, I would have thought.

McLeish!

Sure to wrinkle Carver's over-wrinkled brow.

It is a thing which is good in so far as that we have an overflattering of defenders which play in the centre of the defensive unit.

Get in!

Crazy the difference between fan opinion and reporting. At what point is football reporting on our lucrative league crossing the threshold into propaganda?

North-east hotbed ftw.

Does Lukaku look like scoring?

Carver is horrific don't get me wrong, but the squad is absolutely noxious at this point. The footblal board is a bit of a broken record player I know, but I think this squad would be relegated in a Premier League from 4 or so years ago.

Need a Lukaku goal to keep my accy alive. Hopefully he can escape Willo's back pocket somehow.

Ridiculously daft though. Could have smacked the back of his head on a tabletop on the way down. Both so thick.

Might be having a Love Actually moment. The last one was "I want to take", the one after is "for dinner and a movie".

You'd think Villa would be okay from here on in anyway, but didn't realise the goal difference swing from today's result until just now. Ouch.

Kevin Phillips for manager.

Also, I looked at QPR's fixtures - wtf are you talking about?! Lots of tough games. Burnley's May at least is full of dead rubber opposition.

Yeah, but they're QPR

Nice. One behind the mackems. Of the bottom three, only Burnley realistically have the tenacity and gumption to survive. If only they weren't so, ordinarily, soft at the back.

Missed and hit Larrson. That'd be a bit of an own goal.

Hope Burnley beat Citeh... (or Aguero absolutely buttfucks them [FF captain])

There's really as little correlation between his lip service and the outcome of the game as there is between Pardew's guff and his results. Sherwood could very well say that before the next game they get twatted 4-0. Honestly wouldn't read too much into it IMO.

That would be fairly sweet.

Is that Andy Richter?