HawK

He's got the calves of a sprinting cyclist.

Bilbao have been absolutely outclassing Porto for the past 15 minutes, well deserved equalizer.

I wonder if Pardew actually does this on FIFA

I bought the new FIFA for the first time in absolutely years (about 20 lol), and I can't even bring myself to play one match as Newcastle United. He's killed it for me.

I think that the problem is exactly that it is a one club city - there are so many more casual fans on tap that Mike Ashley can draw in that don't have another club to support reasonably locally, with cheap matchday tickets/season tickets to replace all the loyal, more knowledgeable support that have walked. If the fans had walked away at a club in say London or another area with lots of clubs (Yorkshire, Lancashire, Merseyside), there wouldn't have been the pool of untapped support to draw from to replace those walking away. In hindsight, instead of all walking away, we'd have been better off staying involved in the matchdays and protesting as a unified force, not this smattering of people across thousands of don't-know-any-betters.

Wow :/

What a bizarre thing to say about someone who's just scored a winning goal for the team. I thought he did alright today like. So because he gave his 1 in 100 performance today, the means you keep him in the team for the next 99 games. Great logic.

Can one of the infiltrators please show this page to Alan, thanks. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29634200 Pat Nevin analysis: Why have corners got worse?

MIKE ASHLEY FOR RANGERS!!!

I genuinely think that with a half decent manager, the players that we've had through the door, regardless of the cost, should have had us pushing top 6. For this reason I'm much more of a mind for wanting Pardew out than Ashley tbh, and if any of you recall my posts you'd know I know my stuff when it comes to the snake that is Mike Ashley, inc. the article I wrote for themag.co.uk. Need to really focus in on a single target and I think Pardew is more culpable than Ashley at the present moment in time.

Worse than Glenn Roeder's worst? That would be something

Managers, ex or wannabe, never ever come out and criticize other managers.

Whatever happened to her? Lovely girl. Probably same place as Holly Valance and Natalie Imbruglia.

Disagree he 's***s all over Herrera', you're judging him after what, 3 games for Manchester United. He's a fantastic player, it's only because he played for Bilbao that he wasn't picked by Del Bosque, a la Muniain.

He could guarantee Rangers qualify for the CL most years with the profits from NUFC. How is that in any way different from what happens now to us? I have no idea what you are talking about. Comparatively it wouldn't take a lot of investment to get rangers in the CL as frequent as Celtic do. The idea is that we don't see any profits from the club anyway, so what difference does it make if he spends it on Rangers or to fund more spread bets? the club make a profit mate. It just gets invested in Fatty's back pocket. I thought I just said that?

He could guarantee Rangers qualify for the CL most years with the profits from NUFC. How is that in any way different from what happens now to us? I have no idea what you are talking about. Comparatively it wouldn't take a lot of investment to get rangers in the CL as frequent as Celtic do. The idea is that we don't see any profits from the club anyway, so what difference does it make if he spends it on Rangers or to fund more spread bets?

He could guarantee Rangers qualify for the CL most years with the profits from NUFC. How is that in any way different from what happens now to us?

Except it's all completely irrelevant, like saying 'What if I had the queen coming over dinner, should I spend more time dusting or hoovering?" How so? He is flexing his muscles in Scotland - he might very well decide they are a good investment given his history of buying shitty brands and building them up. Failing to heed the supposed 10% rule also follows history, considering he bought us without checking things like that and found himself having to shell out more than a hundred million pounds. How is contemplating a not-unrealistic scenario irrelevant on a discussion board? Especially considering he's f***ed us over more than once, then examining the worst case is pretty f***ing far from irrelevant, if you ask me. Because the overall gain for SD owning Newcastle United vs Rangers outright are orders of magnitudes in difference. Calm down now.

Except it's all completely irrelevant, like saying 'What if I had the queen coming over dinner, should I spend more time dusting or hoovering?"

Based on last time he was there with Rickie Lambert, Adam Lallana and Adam Oxlade-Chamberlain he didn't do so well though.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/19/6c/f7196ca0dc1ed43da7be34c693ca61fa.jpg

Good one LRD

He actually said he had the best squad he's ever had in the summer.

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