HawK

It was off his body

And our striker?

Times like this I really wish we had a 'thumbs down' reaction to posts

Has a knack of passing to an assist

In the air too

Pope our MOTM

Might as well have Peter Crouch as a heading coach

If we bring on Shortstaff there'll be a Zoidberg-clone on the team's flight back

Not playing into the sun this half, might make a difference.

We can only be better this half. Come on lads.

Lack of ball retention and patience up there to bring our team up the pitch isn't helping either. I'd like Bruno on the ball in their half rather than ours if given the choice.

Gonna call it that he'll be rubbing the sunblock-infused sweat out of his eyes 10 mins in after coming on and blinding himself

Ok if you don't include friendlies, it is then I still have faith in him, but he's only had the ball a handful of times. I can't even imagine how many misplaced passes Maxi's had.

Nope, because neither of them are having their worst game of their Newcastle careers or on a yellow card.

The attempted Joelinton chant literally sounded like people were nodding off mid-word

Anderson on for ASM please

As someone's pointed out before, I think I might also agree he may be struggling with the similar colours of the jersies Edit : Trying to be kind ,he's having an absolute mare

We look much better when we're further up the pitch

I honestly must have missed them, I'll reserve judgement then!

Burn is woeful offensively on the left, Dummett-esque Won't get involved or push up and give options

The worst 30 mins I've ever seen from him. Yellow too, might be worth getting him off at half time before he boils over.

Schar is so fearless, love him

Maxi copying them NBA players with the single-side arm-sleeve. Dunno how much he needs his jump shot improving though

Burn just completed his first headed pass for Newcastle I think