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I don't think he ever wanted to come here. Has always looked disinterested and miserable.

This river barely moving

This is kitchen roll-worthy

There's no way that the Home Office would comment on individual cases to a journalist, let alone a bacon-hoop licking one.

We should just invert our home strip for our away kit like Burnley seem to have, so the stripes are just in a different order with white socks and shorts. Newcastle at home, Juventus away, and it's everybody else's problem if it still clashes

Out for the season. 6-9 months, from Howe in his press conference today. Fuck. He was genuinely good under Howe, absolutely perfect cover for Trippier.

Thought they'd fit right in, stealing a living and all.

Need some Saudi-backed pressure on the Home Office now

Yep, I don't think any manager with a bit of pride can accept a season being the whipping boys of the league and be the public face of a policy they don't agree with.

Depends how highly-valued sideways passes are nowadays

Found em, courtesy of BBC : Parker's post-match interview of the 9-0 loss away to Liverpool :

Any link to the comments he made?

This is complete disinformation.

Didn't know Claudia was a city fan

Anderson doing more in 5 mins than <trigger warning redacted> did all game.

ASM hammy gone

I hope Willock watched Fraser make that block attempt.

'Newcastle have scored right at the end' 'Well let's focus on the negatives first' Fuck off you bunch of cunts.

The Sky commentators have been against us all game. I do believe us wearing this strip is a catalyst, it was mentioned 5 seconds into the first half. Fast forward another 10 minutes and there's a shot of Howe watching on, with 'Spent £123m this summer' underneath, despite half of that isn't even in the squad today. No ticker for their manager and the £100m they do have in the squad.

It's OK mate, I'm sure you can go give your favourite player a cuddle after the game.

With how Joelinton was successful moving into midfield, we could try Wood in defence. With the wonderful defensive positions he naturally takes up in the opponent's box, no striker would have a chance against him.

Norwich.

Miggy off the ball is almost as bad, but he's largely on the other side of the pitch when ASM has the ball, Wood needs to be ASM's primary option.

We all know he'd make a lovely cushioned header straight into the keeper's arms though.

You need to look more at what Wood is doing when ASM has the ball tbh