Haz

Wot, no Beardsley?

That's what I thought but don't shoot the messenger.

What is the "Duel Process"? because according to someone in the Director's box, its been 'triggered'.

Nope! But i hear that Bakumbu, Aubameyang and Fekir are on their way. Amanda Staveley, I'd Fekir. Dirty Fekir.

I almost managed a semi.

Merry Fucking Xmas!

Perfect.

A man has to know his limitations. - Clint Eastwood.

Alls Well that Ends Well.

Mackem females, I have observed, seem to have passable chebs but (as I have said elsewhere) tend to be gunted Boglins.

Has it been printed on A3 this week? well played that man.

Does he have an eye for goal? Can he get the ball between the Styx?

He better be good or the crowd will give him some Hellenistic.

Wait a Minoan while I think up another pun.

Looks like it's done?

I Hera that this is a no goer?

"He's a decent manager, but the hysteria over him is f***ing hilarious. I genuinely wouldn't want him anywhere Sunderland" Makes perfect sense. Most of those Doylems wouldn't recognise class if it bit them on the arse.

We've intervened into Jesus Navas' negotiations and made him an offer. Second coming?

..and breathe.

Where are they getting their players from? Are they gewguling them?

The Paraffins are so consumed with envy of us that their only way of expressing it is with angry and moronic bytes.

If you pay peanuts........

Ifhewantstogotoashitholelikeswanseathenfuckimgogogoch.

I think, however, we can all agree that Rafa can attract a better calibre footballer than say, Pardew.

Poor little mite.