Haz

How do you have a wet dream when you're awake?

Oooh they are not happy on Ready To Groom. You'd think they'd wish us well wouldn't you?

Confirmed!

Disastrous way the club is handling this but if its done then the sooner he goes the better. Even if rafa doesnt take over, its hard to see how McClaren can continue under these circumstances.

Set to Meet Charnley this afternoon according to SSN. Approached Benitez.

Whatever happened to Mystic Meg? Did She just skip the reality TV phase completely? Sacked due to unforeseen circumstances.

Wuzzee a fret though?

Benitez wants to come to a Premiership club. FFS get him sorted.

I doubt they'll sack him without having someone lined up. Which is to say they won't sack him.

Fuck. Just logged in to see if this idiot has been sacked yet. Ugh.

Johnson pleads guilty to one charge of underage sex and one of grooming!

2-0 scousers

Wheel him on

This bugger will not fall; he needs to be pushed.

This bastard not sacked yet?

Helecopter ready but cannot fly due to storm. Gerrin!

Time's cracking on though but.

C'mon Ashley make them an offer they can't refuse.

Could we get him here in time?

Of course but there might be a concern because blood results can be had in one day if its done private.

Some of the media reporting NUFC are waiting for "results" from his medical.

Bonjewer Le Mackem.

I don't think this is going to happen.

WBA stating he is definitely not leaving the club. This is going to need a larger bid.

Panic deals