Haz

Eewwww!

My mother in law is in the room. A bit difficult.

I want to touch myself.

As in "Subhuman"?

I think he means the bracelets.

Absolutely. Anything that helps him decide to stay, is a good thing.

Scumbags like him dont think rationally like yourself.

Treated disgustingly but history now.

He said "I have committed to a Legendary club...." Does that sound like a 10 match appointment? I think he wants to be here for the long haul.

SSN says he has full authority over transfers. Does that mean Carr is offski?

How do you have a wet dream when you're awake?

Oooh they are not happy on Ready To Groom. You'd think they'd wish us well wouldn't you?

Confirmed!

Disastrous way the club is handling this but if its done then the sooner he goes the better. Even if rafa doesnt take over, its hard to see how McClaren can continue under these circumstances.

Set to Meet Charnley this afternoon according to SSN. Approached Benitez.

Whatever happened to Mystic Meg? Did She just skip the reality TV phase completely? Sacked due to unforeseen circumstances.

Wuzzee a fret though?

Benitez wants to come to a Premiership club. FFS get him sorted.

I doubt they'll sack him without having someone lined up. Which is to say they won't sack him.

Fuck. Just logged in to see if this idiot has been sacked yet. Ugh.

Johnson pleads guilty to one charge of underage sex and one of grooming!

2-0 scousers

Wheel him on

This bugger will not fall; he needs to be pushed.

This bastard not sacked yet?