Disco

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/17/ayoze-perez-i-saw-my-name-on-the-euros-list-there-was-shock-then-immense-happiness Nice piece on the soft, lazy cunt

They’re seething like they’ve just seen a kid in a Mag top on Roker Beach or Urby Emmanuelson has just come on as sub at the Steydium. Hilarious stuff from the seagull spunking building burners.

Worrying Bowen is in red hot form for this and Howe will probably play all the players you hate.

As it should be tbf. Bit of ill advised crack is all it is. Wind your tits in and move on.

He’d be even shorter if he shaved his bonce too.

Taylor Harwood-Bellis (CON) scores.

Think he’s being primed to replace Mo Salah when he finally leaves.

https://x.com/deludedof/status/1858216865828405381?s=46&t=yPbd9G8BOq0rWw0jv09aDg

Jazzy B scores. Very worrying for next Monday now.

It is a very moreish smell.

I remember when the Irish and Spurs loving press tried to tell us Troy Parrott was the future of football as he scroed a goal in their reserves only to find out he was, unsurprisingly, absolutely shite.

Haven’t seen an Irish collapse like this since potato production in 1845.

Away end crying into their Man United shirts.

Gerrin!

O’Clogger off.

Id be angry too if my parents spelled my name wrong from the off.

Irish lad going down like he’s at Sunday School alone with the priest.

No surprise Carlsey hates proper English coffee.

Carnage

That very one

Got one, again off M&M, during lock down. Umbro, no sponsor, lush - was like £15. Likewise a retro style Gremio one. Bought that Atletico Mineiro map one everyone was creaming over too. Can’t think of any Brazilian teams which don’t have a decent kit albeit high amounts of black and white teams always helps. Love that Serie A has Bologna, Genoa and Cagliari all with variants of the same amazing kit at all times.

Iconic colours. No one beats Gremio and Fluminense when it comes to South American colours though IMO. Endless extra white between the stripes >>>>

Just the one for me. The last long sleeve one they brought out which is prime lounging stuff. Not retool though. Obviously like the utter turncoat I am I’ve got a River top knocking about too from when they were knocking them off cheap on M&M. Brazilian shirts are my weakness. Best league for decent kits by a mile IMO. Got a snide Palmeiras shirt when I was over there in March and went some beach bar/restaurant where you pitch yourself for the day and the fella serving us couldn’t get enough of a random English cunt wearing his teams shirt so drinks were on the house. Lovely stuff.

Does the Discman need a second long sleeve retro Boca top?

Will always remember getting a goal (that my fatha had needlessly put up in the front room) and a proper PL Mitre ball for Christmas as a bairn. Still the best Christmas ever.