Disco

Probably the same age tbh.

Yup.

no its been garbage Quelle suprise. Don't think I've watched a Big Sam game since he was our manager.

Mackems game worth watching?

Failed at Southampton? Got them to the cup final and into Europe. They've kicked on since then though.

Coppell being a prize bottling cunt probably didn't help them much.

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin #Boro have texted hacks to stress NO 5pm announcement, but talks understood to be ongoing with Strachan. End game, surely.

I'd echo that. The rest I don't like or don't care about.

Andy and Mrs Nolan acquainting themselves in the toilet.

I hear and are still after jobs

Aye definitely. Can play right across the forward line too and is a genuine creative player, puts a shift in too.

Carew. Said he thinks he's done at Villa but wants to stay in England. Wouldn't say no.

Having an affair with HBA.

The location of the offence perhaps? I imagine he lives in Darras Hall which falls into the tynedale police area, and the cells for them are in Hexham I'd have thought they'd have had some in the HQ in Ponteland. Might have been to Donnies. The clubbing mecca of the NE.

Why is he up in Hexham btw? Surely more logical nicks to hoy him in than there. Know a few people who've spent a night in there 'recuperating' like.

Aren't they skint as fuck still?

11 December and 30 April. They're bound to have turned the corner by them. Rather annoying.

Barton was Gash and all Tiote seemed interested in was getting a red card. I assume you're referring to the Wigan game. I'll have to take your word for it as I didn't see it. I heard Kamara mention he put a chance on a plate for Carroll though. I do however think he's played very well overall this season. Was a nice lofted ball but it was nowhere near what I'd call on a plate and that was all he did. His general involvement and distribution was shocking.

Jlloyd Samuel. If only we signed him and not Perch we'd be top of the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

When do we play this lot?

We're hardly going to have teams queuing up to sign him. Someone might think getting him away from the North East could solve his problems and take a chance on him. That's the problem I feel, Newcastle is just a city where if your a footballer you easily get spotted and can get into trouble easy. London aside, and even then people are always getting spotted, show me a city that isn't. Name me another football club that has so many players getting into trouble on night's out etc. Manchester United. Carroll aside who else has been in bother at NUFC. Can't think of anyone and the news is always going to be more intense about NUFC players as people on here tend not to study other areas local news in such detail.

The definition of being 'active' has been restricted to touching the ball for a good few years now. That's open to a whole load of abuse if people are clever with it. Standing out of keeper's view, but making a dummy hit for the ball to put him off (similar to Gallas). Still doesn't explain Blackpool's being disallowed, other than lack of consistency. Nolan does it at just about every free kick, it's perfectly allowed. He isn't standing 6ft away from him though, he is usually a good number of yards away in an onside position. Judging by this weekend he might as well go and stand right by the keeper.

Who's out of contract next summer? Can see a couple of cut price deals potentially. Nothing more, nothing less.

We're hardly going to have teams queuing up to sign him. Someone might think getting him away from the North East could solve his problems and take a chance on him. That's the problem I feel, Newcastle is just a city where if your a footballer you easily get spotted and can get into trouble easy. London aside, and even then people are always getting spotted, show me a city that isn't.

Is this the same Daily Mail who are currently banned from SJP? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/newcastle-ban-daily-mail-over-triesman-story-1984848.html