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Can't defend for shit. Positionally all over the place.

It's on Dean Street, called "Shakamaka". Whys he named it after the overpriced Jamie Oliver kitchen utensil?

Booooo-urns, Booooooo-urns

So long as Carew is playing you'll be grand. We've never been able to cope with him and I can't see that changing tonight.

The biggest c*** in football. Always has something to moan about, and is generally a prat. To the Everton fans here, hows that Fellini guy been performing?, coz he's looked like a very good signing to me. His performances haven't been all that tbh but he's showed his promise lately. Had a good first half vs Arsenal and put in a good shift against Man Utd on Saturday. He's scoring goals too so I'm reasonably happy with him. He's still only 20 so I reckon he will turn out to be a good player once he settles into the Premiership and matures a bit. He's a lot more attacking than I thought he would be. A lot of journos seemed to be billing him as a defensive midfielder when we signed him but he's not cut out for that role despite being 9ft tall. Good player and he will be a very good player in a couple of years but he is a terrible dirty b******. Already picked up 5 bookings and he's only been here 3 minutes and he must've commited about 12 fouls versus us. He's more just clumsy and is pretty rubbish at tackling really. Paul Scholes-style Gives away a lot of fouls but I can't remember him putting in any actual bad/dirty challenges since he got here. Bar getting booked for celebrating the other night his bookings have all been for persistent fouling. Definitely something he needs to work on! Aye that Scholes is a dirty bastard n all. Felliani probably isn't helped by his height tackling wise but he's a definitely has the potential to top player although not as DM, looked a lot better going forward those games versus Lpool for Standard. Could be the new Cahill (another horrible bastard)

The biggest c*** in football. Always has something to moan about, and is generally a prat. To the Everton fans here, hows that Fellini guy been performing?, coz he's looked like a very good signing to me. His performances haven't been all that tbh but he's showed his promise lately. Had a good first half vs Arsenal and put in a good shift against Man Utd on Saturday. He's scoring goals too so I'm reasonably happy with him. He's still only 20 so I reckon he will turn out to be a good player once he settles into the Premiership and matures a bit. He's a lot more attacking than I thought he would be. A lot of journos seemed to be billing him as a defensive midfielder when we signed him but he's not cut out for that role despite being 9ft tall. Good player and he will be a very good player in a couple of years but he is a terrible dirty bastard. Already picked up 5 bookings and he's only been here 3 minutes and he must've commited about 12 fouls versus us.

Hooper used to be into birdwatching if i remember rightly. My everlasting memory of him will be when we got beat at home to So'ton when there were no home fans allowed and Le Tissier scored (quelle suprise!) a free-kick when Hooper had positioned the wall to one side and then stood behind it.

Be happy with a draw. Hope to fuck Carew and Laursen aren't playing otherwise we'll get raped on crosses.

People who say we're best off going down are mental. Apart from Sunderland which team has gone down and bounced back stronger? And even the mackems aren't hitting the heights of the top half really.

Spurs have a lot of players who have sale value though so can wheel and deal like the cunt he is

Are you fucking kidding me? His accuracy at finding an opposition player with 95% of his aerial balls is only bettered by that useless twat Geremi. Its a hell of a lot better than it used to be when it looked like he used to have a pitching wedge for a foot.

classic!

I wish Guthrie was that good. I think Afellay is slightly over-rated good player but not top four quality. Not at the moment, from what I've seen of him he'd be suited to Arsenal. Young lightweight midfielder with no real position - Arsene's favourite

Aye same, he can look very good at times and then others looks distinctly average. He should always be the one marking the 'smaller' forward though as he gets beat too much in the air.

I wish Guthrie was that good.

couldn't have had a better fixture. Hopefully no slip ups in the second half

The last thing we need to be doing with our shite/paperthin squad is selling more players. The standard of our bench has been a joke so far this season, only Sats match have we had people to bring on who might change the game.

Not many big foreign managers on the market at the moment really that I can think of aside from Rijkaard.

I thought he was absolutely fantastic when we signed him. My favourite ever toon player.

One of most important positions IMO. A good DM will generally mean a good team. Starting point for most attacks. Weird that with Barcelona's success in recent years, DM was always the one position they were weak. Suppose it's not as important when the 5 players in front of a DM is Xavi, Iniesta, Ronaldinho, Messi and Eto'o. True but both Xavi and Iniesta are brilliant at keeping the ball and both get back to help when poss.

Put it better than i could ever do.

Both, I just want him to come out and say one way or the another so we can get it over and done with.

DM and B2B is what I'd have with two very attack minded wingers.

One of most important positions IMO. A good DM will generally mean a good team. Starting point for most attacks.

Gettin beat off Man U 1-0, Fenton 2-1, Marseille 2-0 - all wank.