Disco

Most the watermarks have been relevant in past kits but fuck knows what thats supposed to be. Looks a bit like the Incan wood carving mask thing i bought in Peru.

Plays for mackems? Anyway, they've got plenty left-backs in the squad. I feel sorry for the guy, 15 goals and he still doesn't get in, I like Capello but all of this 'I pick on form.' Is bollocks. Ditto.

Nothing at all. They've only scored a few goals from it this season anyway. Our home game v Stoke last season, Delap went off when we were 2-0 up and we all know what happened after. They're not glamorous or particularly attractive to watch but they're effective and thats what matters. Not a million miles like us this season at times.

Fella he used to co-manage Sweden with for a fair while. I forget his name.

I'm sure you can sign free players can't you, i.e. players without a club? Still though. His punditry is fucking abysmal.

Claridge: They need some fresh faces. Aye that'll be the same Bournemouth that have a transfer embargo.

Yeah I would too! My 4 for World Cup is... Rooney Defoe Crouch Agbonlahor and Bent if we want 5 or if one of those gets injured. I honestly don't think I'd put Agbonlahor in the squad, *but* his pace is quite unbelievable, as is the workrate with it, and I can see situations where being able to bring on a player like him would be more beneficial than just having more of the same on the bench. Walcott has pace as well, he just scores a lot less. Walcott can pretend to play on the wing though. Can Agbonlahor?

He got his mate with him?

Ian Harte scoring goals for fun this season. 14 FFS. Sign him up.

Good to see Bristol Rope & Twine doing some advertising at the Bristol Rovers match.

Bollocks.

You mean he doesn't watch every single game but comments on them like he does?

Wouldn't say in control but they didn't look like scoring.

Liar.

Alreet aye but... Tranmere and Brentford fans did you take in another game? Are you fucking kidding me.

Piss off. If it makes you feel better, I'm not massively excited. Why? I've convinced myself beyond belief that we're going to lose, so I am fully expecting to lose. I've simultaneously convinced myself that we're going to reach the FA Cup final, so that will be a happy consolation. I am fully aware of the flaws in this plan. Best to keep your expectations low, in my experience. Oh, I am, believe me. We're drinking in Harrow on the Hill (will turn out to be a shit hole, prob a Wetherspoons or something grim), we're getting the Tube to Wembley (will definitely be closed for the day), we've got category 2 seats (we won't see a fucking thing), it will be an embarassing defeat (no gloating towards the bluenoses on Monday). And we'll break down on the M40 Should go and call on David Ellery.

Penalty was a bit fortunate - aye cos he fucking dived you dour Scots twat.

he never will He's going to die on air. Hopefully he'll have a heart attack at a Gerrard penalty miss, and they can lock the Scouse cunt up for manslaughter. I wouldn't give a bucket of cold piss to hear his opinion about anything. He's a fucking tool and always has been. I hope Gary Neville scores the winner with his cock.

Cringe. Thats horrible.

Shearers clobber is fucking awful.

Only 3pts off. Someone like Blackpool going up would be amusing so them.

Aye my Dad went to it randomly despite being a Toon fan.

Fair assessment really. Would've got a better idea between the two teams if we'd not scored straight away as we could rely on 'being less shit than the opposition' tactics a lot more being 1-0 up. Our defence was solid though. Apart from the goal, could never your mob scoring and even that was fortunate. We created about 3 chances in open play, you created one. Neither tally is massive, neither side ever looked like scoring, you were fortunate we have only one player in the squad capable of defending set plays. I'm trying to work out why you were far less impressive than expected (seeing as we seemed sub-standard also), the pitch looked a little worse than usual, but that shouldn't really be an excuse for such an awful game (from all parties, especially the officials). What were you expecting like? We've played like that or worse in the majority of our away games this season.

Birmingham played like this last season and i'd rip my cock off if we do as well as they have next season (if we go up).

Fair assessment really. Would've got a better idea between the two teams if we'd not scored straight away as we could rely on 'being less shit than the opposition' tactics a lot more being 1-0 up. Our defence was solid though. Apart from the goal, could never your mob scoring and even that was fortunate.