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Maresca looks like he's been painting his living room before the game

Is Palmer's hair some sort of elaborate comb over?

Russel Martin said he thinks Dibling will end up as an 8 or a 10 eventually, so he has some versatility too.

Surely they would have to move on either Hojlund or Zirkzee to accommodate him,no?

Surely any new commercial deals we make will be able to be of a similar level to Chelsea and Spurs. Champions league qualification 2 seasons out of 3 and a trophy must make us part of the elite?

Nah, I don't mind Emery. Considering what happened I thought he was pretty measured.

I'm sure the Emery interview will cheer everyone up

Always loved you @Froggy

Pen man U !

Man Utd!!!!!!

We'll get to see if they would actually beat all the teams that 'roll over' for us

This aged well

People who aren't Spanish speakers shouting 'vamos'

He's definitely limited, but some of his hold.up.play has been very good

Megalolz

Great goal tbf

Whichever side comes up they will be getting bummed every week - they're both terrible

Would hate to sell him, but if City really want him I would be looking for Oscar Bobb/James McAtee in part exchange

Our 'kitty' is virtually infinite though. It's only what we are able to spend on PSR terms that's important

Not scoring against this Spurs side shows how shit Man U are these days

Not sure I'll ever hate a player the way I do Kai Havertz

Dark arts from the werepig

First time I've watched them this season. Are they always this bad?

Have we ever beaten a team 4 times in one season?

Yeah, could be BDB left back and Gordon as a 10?