simonsays

A set piece should be so easy for a linesman to call offside correctly - no excuse if having to run to keep up with play

Absolute mile offside. Linesmen are used to having the safety net of VAR

I genuinely think Hall might prove to be our best central midfielder

Hahahahaha

Shay and Sir Les in the studio at half time. Lovely.

Not when your running with the ball on the floor.

Head offside in a footrace, score with your foot, offide

Get Thiaw in at rightback, Burn and Bortman centre backs and Hall at left back. Play the way we used to do when Burn was at left back and Trippier was good, but with attacking focus from the left rather than the right.

Home form is keeping Eddie in a job at the moment - needs a reaction in the second half or the pressure will really be on

Shahar must be proper shite

Sad to say Trippier is totally done. He was never fast but he can't get anywhere near a winger with any sort of pace

Where the fuck is Botman playing? A defender with zero place pressing in the attacking third is demented

Lol. That fella's never getting a haircut

It's why he should be playing on the right

Wissa's hold up play is so poor. Whenever the ball is played to him with his back to goal it just pings back off him into dangerous areas

I'd take a chance him for £35m TBH

I know! Surely at least a yellow for every player who left the pitch. The whole thing has been a farce - I can't even work out who's been hard done by!

Has Bernardo Silva always been such a dirty cunt?

They should do! We are still in 4 competitions - they only have the league to think about

Hall?

Barnes scores that chance

They are half chances at best. We had a lot of the ball but barely created anything against one of the leakiest defences in the league who were playing a back four for the first time.

If we do it will be another physical beast who can run all day but won't be able to unlock a defence

Very, very poor. No creativity at all. Man Utd can't defend for shite and we never looked like breaking them down

No, but you can blame him for not giving us a stonewall penalty