simonsays

Looks like our physio has just snapped Gordon's ACL

This has the game where we pressed Brighton to death written all over it

You know that's given as a pen if the opposition isn't man city.

A right winger who can also play through the middle is the only absolute necessity IMO. Would be nice to have a proper left back, some better cover at centre back and some creativity in centre mid too

Nonsensical to have rules in place but no predetermined punishments set up for when those rules are broken.

Should cover the cost of getting Dan from us.

LOOOL

He didn't give much thought to the North when he fucked off to Monaco and took his business out of the UK

Anthony Gordon as a third choice striker is easily good enough, and is a better third option than most other teams in the league IMO. The issue is that we have had about 40% of the first team squad missing for large parts of the season

Mbappe to Real

Only brought in for the derby bounce!

I think once we get beyond the summer we will let him move on for a decent lump of compensation

I hope everyone is prepared for him to trot out his 'I think of myself as the centre of a wheel...' interview for the hundredth fucking time

Moments of quality, but overall I thought we were a shite watch

Man U remind me so much of us under Pardew when we finished 5th - turgid to watch and outrageously lucky

So a subjective offside? Marvellous

No idea why that was disallowed

Toney was playing in friendlies before his return, no? Do they need to be behind closed doors?

Thank fuck for Anthony Gordon

We're 7th in the league - which is about where we should be. Eddie had us massively over performing last season with a squad which had very few injuries. Of course he doesn't get everything right and he makes decisions which we may disagree with, but there is no one I would rather have managing my club.

Wish someone had mentioned Frimpong in the summer. Would have loved him in our team.

Nuno's a gent

This penalty chat is nonsense

You saying Barton was right? Sexist.

This ref has been shocking. All the proper football men will be loving how he has let the game flow though