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Cisse, Sissoko and De Jong MAY make a difference, but I wouldn't put it past Carver to lose 20 in a row let alone 11. Fuck, he is the worst person I've ever seen in the dugout for us, and that's saying something. He's NOT a manager or head coach in any sense.

Yeah it would've been a historic collapse during the Premier League era, at least. Unbelievable we're even discussing this, but what a fucking fat mess you've got us into once again, Mike.

It took a sleeping Bosingwa to keep us up last time Pardew had us down here! And let's not forget the abysmal run Pardew had us for much of this season which is the reason we're down here in the first place. Amazingly, the board replaced him with the one man in the universe who was worse at football management than him.

I'm bricking it now, to be honest.

This sign Messi stuff is clearly going to be used for stereotyping us Why do those on social media continue to act like twats? I'm glad they're letting the club have it, though.

That article sheds quite a bit of light on the possible goings-on at SJP. And paints Charnley a far more important and dangerously influential figure than we'd first imagined him to be. As has been said above, I can totally imagine this motherfucking muppet convincing everyone, including the fat one, of not replacing Pards, selling all our fucking defenders, and not bringing a single player in, all because "we're safe now, innit." What a fucking bed you've made, Lee, now fucking lie in it and quiver as the world around you crumbles and Liam Neeson comes after you.

Why aren't George Burley and Paul Jewell getting this kind of love from the media? I guess they're not media-savvy slimy ballers from London, like the King.

People from Leicester shouldn't be allowed to make contact with the rest of civilization. I've been there. It's fucking shit.

Another thing that irks me? This one Chelsea supporting mate of mine has referred to us, twice, in the past, as a 'yo-yo club.' Almost wanted to deck him, before educating him that we've only been relegated ONCE in our Premier League history, but he just laughed it off, "same thing, bro, same thing." A fucking Chelsea fan.

Made the mistake of going to the pub to watch the Arsenal - Chelsea game with my Arsenal supporting friend. After whining all game about Chelsea and their millions, he decided to impart his eternal wisdom on Newcastle. "You guys have no right to complain. You hounded out Alan Pardew and now you can't complain when you don't have him. You deserve all you get." Almost walked out, before spending the next 10 min trying to tell him what is really going on at NUFC, but he wasn't really listening. Is this how the rest of the fucking world looks at us? And I thought the tide was turning with the recent spate of negative articles in the media about Ashley and the positive portrayals of the protests. I guess the average top 4 fat football fan has absolutely zero interest in reading up on the goings-on at other football clubs. I have never in my life gone up to a supporter of another team and told them I know more about their club than they do, and that they should shut up. Unbelievable.

What was the Armstrong tweet?

We just have to hope Southampton get 3 points next week, I don't know why, but since it's a home game, I can see the unwashed really going for it and Soton buckling. Hope I'm wrong.

How much money does Alan Shearer need? Surely he retired as one of the richest footballers around? If I were him I would not give a fuck about some measly MOTD paycheque or burning bridges, and speak my mind.

On the other hand, Villa show that having a manager with a bit about him makes a hell of a lot of difference, in spite of neglectful ownership. I was incredibly flippant about the Sherwood appointment, but my word, I would have him here in a heartbeat right now. Motherfuck, what a fucking mess.

How is this guy a real person?

Was that today? And who is that lady far right of the photo smiling? Is she the dreaded tea lady?!

Is there any chance we can get anything at Leicester? Even a point? And if we do, is that pretty much it for us?

That is fucking scary.

Let's see if Carver sticks to his "nobody walks straight into the team after injury" bollocks he pulled with Santon.

My worry is that who will we appoint for the last 4 games, and frankly what impact would they have? Tim Sherwood is looking like a missed appointment right now, as is whoever the fuck else, back in January. I'm truly worried that we are fucked

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That is unforgivable. Even worse than his turn at Southampton. This is a man thoroughly disconnected from the fans, reality and firmly lodged in Ashley's armpit.

Wow. What a spineless wanker. One of the most baffling Ashley decisions was to get rid of Hughton. It still makes no sense why he was sacked, while Pards went on worse runs and was not even close to being gone. And then now this guy with his record of megashitness that's being kept about.

So true. That Cisse spell came out of fucking nowhere and I do wonder how much crease-face Carver would have benefited if Evans hadn't lured Cisse into a saliva-swapping session.