DJ_NUFC

Wasn't it reported that Kenny D had scouted over 100 strikers before signing Anderssen? Where the fuck was he looking?

That's amazing

Cordone. Now that's a blast from the past. Are we the only side to have a knack for picking up the absolute worst players from South America? Fumaca Cacapa etc.

Think that's a good call actually :'( I think he likes as us fans though and our passion and commitment. Sees parallels with the scousers for some reason. Not sure he’ll see Leicester fans in the same way but I agree that the pull of being closer to home and actually being allowed to compete for honours like a normal football club could be a big draw for him. Don't confuse his love of fans with enjoying the £££ more. I doubt he gives two flying f***s for the fans here or anywhere he's been. Fuck off you cunt, don't care if I get banned for this, what an utter cretin you are if you believe this. Go suck Ashley off! Post of the Year 2019

"Even though all the evidence and people's own eyes point to the contrary, I'm going to hold this contrarian opinion..."

Should've gone down when the wanker Bennett crashed into him in the box, and would've been completely justified. Of course, knowing our luck, the ref wouldn't have given us a pen

Messi

Damn right. He will be re-lacing his boots. Itching to get on player manager like. Could you imagine?

Lil Dennis, the Mike Whisperer, is gonna have some tricks up his sleeve, lads.

Ring Ring. "Yes, hello?" "Rafa mate, how's it going? Its Dennis. Dennis Wise." "..." "(clears throat)... so, erm, in my new role of advisor, I want you to know you I've just sent you a link to a nifty little Youtube video of this kid called Alex Hunter..."

You don't have to give up the forum Maybe Dave is bringing in Wise as a mod, and Crumpy is about to reveal himself to be Sherwood?

I agree, but what's the alternative? Whenever you have a black and white rule, you're going to get people slicing up time and space at microscopic levels to see if the rule was in violation or not. Is the alternative more based on intent? How would you legislate this? A striker has to be actually goalhanging to be considered offside, but if he's marginally offside when he takes off to chase a throughball, we should let him run and score? I'm not sure there is a laissez-faire way to implement this. You're only going to create more controversies.

I mean, he'd definitely mastered the art of sprinting in a straight line without the ball.

The new JDT.

It'd have been hilarious if he'd been locked up and forced to work on construction sites in Dubai, his passport usurped, like they do with the rest of South Asians there. Edit: sweat sweat, little pig.

:-O

For me, no introduction of a young CM is complete without the rite of passage of John Carver throwing him to the dogs in post-match conferences. Abeid is still shook.

Heard it from my same source that is cert the takeover is all but done that Ayoze's left finger in the ear is for AsprillasShinPad and the right one is directed at geordiedean. Don't shoot the messenger.

Doesn't sound too bad when Chris Sutton said that someone like Bradley Dack would go for £20-£25m in todays market. But aye, he was shit. Got past his man a good few times but way too often the end product was just embarrassing. 25m for Dack The way the commentators were going on about him, you'd think they'd brought on Batistuta.

Schar is the man

Woodman made himself big, good to see.

Why am I watching this?

Yup. But what options do we have? At least until Ki returns.

Hayden has a lie-down at least every game.