DJ_NUFC

Stats or not, Murphy does seem to be the more natural goalscorer. We're now completely forgetting Mitro's full season in the Premiership? Or is that still being filed under "New League," "Foreign Land," "Young Lad," etc.? Edit: I just realized how tiresome this whole Mitro argument is, and why it needs to be kept within the confines of the Mitro thread. Can we please talk about Rafa and management on here? Cheers.

Only remember him for West Ham when he looked a box to box type. God only knows what the fuck we've signed. Remember thinking he was great for West Ham around 2013 time and wishing we'd bought him then. When we got him I (clearly wrongly) assumed we'd got a decent player based on those memories. Been a completely different player though. Steve Bruce probably broke him Brewced.

Bellamy used to get a lot of these injuries with us after going on explosive goalscoring / assisting runs. It's common for players like those, which is why we need proper backup. Like the SHOLA OF OLD!

Spot fucking on.

What is with the two forest kids and the inability to focus or know anything about positioning? Or kicking, for that matter?

I have also wondered about the number of games and the grueling schedule. It's no surprise that seasoned campaigners and those hovering around the playoff spots from years past have done well this year, only we are the anomaly, as Norwich and Villa have proven.

Harsh but true.

Yep - can see that. Be good to check this fuckers birth certificate tbh.

That Derby goal calmed me down Before that I was dangerous Yeah for sure, the Derby goal is the reason I'm somewhat breathing right now

He reminds me of Geremi. When we signed him.

Screw you guys. Today's loss has rattled my usually calm disposition.

I challenge you to a bout of fisticuffs at dawn, dear Sir

Fair enough, I'm not saying he's fucking HBA, like. Calm down.

I blame the distinct lack of appreciation of my poetry skills for today's loss.

A huge sigh of relief in a geordie accent heard right across the northern hemisphere. Do sighs sound different based on the accent of the emitter? Do geordie androids dream of electric geordie sheep?

I doubt any of those cunts wanted to play in the EFL though.

Erm, he still got an assist today, and that's more than enough I think considering his replacement is Le Gouff.

Names like Neil Warnock and Alan Pardew should be banned in this man's thread, and the people whose usage of them, if not done in a highly disparaging manner, should be taken to the gallows.

I'd have Krul back and first choice at this rate.

Posts like these are incredible.

So true.

replay suggest it was onside! https://www.grammarly.com/blog/avoiding-exclamation-point-overuse/

This. Injuries to Gayle, Clark and Hayden, and Shelvey's suspension, all effectively ended our season as champions, and now we're looking to be in freefall. I blame the club's hierarchy for this situation, as we should've got at least 1 player in January that Rafa wanted for precisely this sort of a situation.

Probably the worst signing of the season. Edges even Lazaar.