Gallowgate End

Hope not the pitch is a danger to humanity.

West Ham overrated by the media again. Shock

Could play his Hull formation.. Dubravka Schar Lascelles Dummett Manquillo Ritchie Hayden Longstaff Shelvey Gayle Muto Add Joelinton & Almiron & Lejeune to that and he might stay up. I nearly nailed it 4 out of 11 wrong. Not bad You know what I meant

Some things never change

Could play his Hull formation.. Dubravka Schar Lascelles Dummett Manquillo Ritchie Hayden Longstaff Shelvey Gayle Muto Add Joelinton & Almiron & Lejeune to that and he might stay up. I nearly nailed it

Could play his Hull formation.. Dubravka Schar Lascelles Dummett Manquillo Ritchie Hayden Longstaff Shelvey Gayle Muto Add Joelinton & Almiron & Lejeune to that and he might stay up.

Already made fun of it on Twitter Probably the most sickening thing I’ve seen all Summer.

He's such a grim boring nothing player as well. Such a bad signing Very Hodgson type midfielder.

Mateta is very much like Demba Ba in style. For me Mateta & Joelinton would be a long term upgrade on Rondon & Perez. Be surprised if they spend £70million on 2 forwards though.

Thank god.

Yip awful, I mentioned it earlier but he said that he wasn't a Puppet and then a few minutes later said he was the manager but then quickly corrected himself and said he was a Head Coach

That was a perfect example of how they should use VAR in those handball situations Ones like that should never be given.

Comedy? More like hell.

Our head of recruitment who seems to think he knows better than Rafa Benitez George Caulkin said Rafa liked the player but thought the fee was ridiculous and better spent on multiple players.

He did play it for a while. Played 3-5-2 at Hull. Hope to god we don’t have to watch that 4-5-Muto again that Redfearn dished out

Same

How I want to feel It will be interesting to see what formation and role Bruce uses him in. Sounds like we’re just hoping he will be our new number 9/goalscorer. I’d like to have seen him in the Perez role under Rafa with Rondon as striker and Almiron on the other side.

Joelinton has mostly been playing in a 3-4-2-1 system he’s played both the Rondon and Perez roles In comparison with West Ham they’re getting more of a proven box goalscorer/target man/number 9. We’re getting a forward who has shown most ability in the Perez role. The areas Joelinton has over Haller is pace & out of the box ability to go past players & carry the ball up the pitch. Haller is basically more of a striker and Joelinton is more of a forward. For me West Ham are getting proven and we’re paying for potential.

Look at the price of player like Fekir Vs the Prices of Lewis Dunk and Wilfried Zaha

So did Sir Alex Ferguson smarty pants. What did they win with their transfers? There is no manager with a perfect signing record that I can think of. Fergie had some right f*** ups, as you've rightly pointed at. Eddie Howe imo Nearly got me

Allegedly. Seems to be doing alright with it though

So did Sir Alex Ferguson smarty pants. What did they win with their transfers? There is no manager with a perfect signing record that I can think of. Fergie had some right fuck ups, as you've rightly pointed at. Exactly. Ultimately you have to judge what they actually do with their transfers overall.

So did Sir Alex Ferguson smarty pants. What did they win with their transfers?

Apparently “Real Betis have reached terms to sign Lyon captain Nabil Fekir in €25m deal on a five-year contract will be announced after sale of Giovani Lo Celso”. The price for Fekir is bonkers Lo Celso to Spurs?

These quotes are going to be fantastic next season