Decky

Isn’t a hope in hell this team stays up. No chance.

Need a second goal here I think. Fucking hell my nerves are shot to shit here.

We’re all over the shop here, need to change something quick.

Longstaff is so fucking shite man.

Jesus, that’ll be the end of Rafa surely?

This game stinks of the Norwich game, with Shelvey taking Clark’s role as the man to be sent off.

Shelvey is definitely getting sent off.

Sounds good, cant wait to see it.

What’s the story with the Brazil flag? Full blown Joelinton party?

I like that guys channel, been watching it for a while but I suspect he’s made that video know it’d get plenty of views from Newcastle fans. To say they’re bigger is laughable and that’s the point of the video, to attract views with a ludicrous video title. Love all the mackems loving it in the comments too.

Is that Adam bloke outside the training ground yet?

£20 million?!

Hope we’re not offering ludicrous fees in a panic at the end of the month if we haven’t filled key positions.

Going to take a while before the negativity and worry that Ashley put into all of us disappears. We all expect things to go wrong for Newcastle because for the last 14 years they have been going wrong. Just takes time to change the mindset.

Love this:

Fucking scumbag

Those aren't the comments I'm talking about.

If we need spaces in the squad for registering new signings we should take Willock's and loan him out to Sunderland.

If Howe keeps us up I hope some of the comments in this thread are bumped immediately following the final whistle that confirms our safety.

Can't see how this is Howe's fault. He put out a near full strength side. The players are dreadful and spineless, no amount of management can change that. These players need fucked off for some proper players and then we can start judging Howe. Guardiola couldn't motivate the wankers we have at the club right now.

This lad looks great in a team full of dross but he actually isn't that good. Unfortunately hes all we have to rely on at the minute for goals and I hope he scores them but when we bring some quality into the squad he'll look every bit of the overrated player he is and he'll be shipped out. There will be no patience for fancy step overs and losing the ball once we've actually got a half decent team out there.

Was being sarcastic, he's completely to blame for our shit squad. This result though is down to the players. There's more than enough quality on that field to see off a League Two team, they're just a bunch of heartless charlatans. They can all get to fuck (except Trippier).

Never want to see him play for us again. Hes awful and that mental run of form last season tricked us into spending £25m on a player who will probably end up playing for someone like Cambridge in years to come. Simply not good enough and we shouldn't be playing him for the sake of it. Hes shit.

Well he has got some share of the blame because he is the reason why our squad is so utterly shit.

I'm so utterly fed up with this team. Honestly, if we go down we go down, just rebuild the squad with players who can actually play football and look like they give a shit while doing it. This lot are a disgrace.