Decky

BBC all over it so I'd say it's most definitely agreed. But Chelsea will probably bid as well. Everton have said there's no fee agreed. I'd expect them to know more than the BBC. Where's this?

BBC all over it so I'd say it's most definitely agreed. But Chelsea will probably bid as well.

Really? Man Utd didn't exactly thrill going forward last season. Mourinho ball does not create that much going forward, and Lukaku isn't the most ruthlessly efficient type, which is what Man U need IMO. Lukaku would be far more exciting at Chelsea sharing the load in that front three, which would be incredibly dynamic. I can see Mourinho using him in a similar way to Drogba.

Lukaku is going to be unstoppable for them.

If hes not taking a significant pay cut Everton should let him just fuck off to China.

This.

Done deal then. On to the next one.

Not sure entirely how you mean, but just had a play around on photoshop and aye it looks way better without the blue http://i.imgur.com/axvef0H.png Fuck me. This would have been our best kit in 15 years at least.

2nd one is nice. Why do we always take so long to announce all our kits btw?

Fuck off with the fake news lads.

Really?

Gayllowgayte Fags

Cant help but shit myself a bit.

Pre-season should be not to be entertain fans at all, all about preparing the players correctly for the start of the season. We could be playing tougher opposition maybe but I think there is an element of entertainment for fans as well when you could play potentially anyone.

Bournemouth signing players for £20 million man.

Gays dont like football.

Pretty disappointed with this pre-season. The Germany games are decent for a holiday but the fixtures are fairly shit. Preston and Bradford.

Have they not flattened Upton Park yet? Looks like Spurs will kick off in their new stadium before West Ham's is leveled.

Rafa clearly has money to spend. He only had his meeting with the club last month. Plus does anyone really think Ashley isn't going to give Rafa a budget to spend when we're a newly promoted side? Even he knows we'd go straight back down. It's too easy for the media to post these stories and I expect to see them every couple of months now we're back in the Premier League spotlight. People fall for it every single time. Rafa came out and committed his future literally about 7 weeks ago, is he supposed to do it again?

I know there's no smoke without fire but im really not worried about this. We'll probably make a few signings in the next 2-3 weeks.

Just some lad from Tyneside, no idea where he got the dazzler from.

Great stuff. Welcome Florian!

He'll win a few games in a row and appear in a local mackem pub wearing his fake glasses, standing with a couple of big breasted mackem women before he loses it all.

Why do they look like they're about to kick the shit out of you?

Get in there. Wonder was he starting to piss off Rafa in the current window?